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Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
2242
Enter Pisaro and Frisco.
2243
Pisa. Are Wood & Coales brought vp to make a fire?
2244Is the meate spitted ready to lie downe:
2245For Bakemeates Ile haue none, the world's too hard:
2246There's Geese too, now I remember mee;
2247Bid Mawdlin lay the Giblets in Pa
st,
2248Here's nothing thought vpon, but what I doe.
2250Let none come in I charge, were he my Father,
2252
Frisc. She is come ynfayth.
2253
Pisa. Who is come?
2256
Frisc. Hang him, if he keepe out a Wench:
2257Yf the Wench keepe not out him, so it is.
2258
Enter Walgraue in Womans attire.
2260I little thought you would haue come to night;
2262What, doth your Mother mende? doth
she recouer?
2266One might doe good on her; the fle
sh is frayle,
2268Were able to change Age to hot de
sire:
2269Harke you Sweet-heart,
2270To morrow are my Daughters to be wedde,
2271I pray you take the paines to goe with them.
2274Such company as you my Daughters want,
2275Maydes mu
st grace Maydes, when they are married:
2276I
st not a merry life (thinkes thou) to wed,
2277For to imbrace, and be imbrac'd abed.
2279Heere's an old Ferret Pol-cat.
2280
Pisa. You may doe, if youle follow mine aduice;
2281I tell thee Mouse, I knew a Wench as nice:
2283That thought (alas good heart) Loue was a toy,
2284Vntill (well, that time is gon and pa
st away)
2285But why speake I of this: Harke yee Sweeting,
2286There's more in Wedlocke, then the name can
shew;
2287And now (birlady) you are ripe in yeares:
2288And yet take heed Wench, there lyes a Pad in Straw;
2289
Walg. Old Fornicator, had I my Dagger,
2290Ide breake his Co
stard.
2292Con
stant abiding graceth none but Age:
2295Youth's vnregarded, and vnhonoured:
2296An auncient Man doth make a Mayde a Matron:
2299(Oh old lu
st will you neuer let me goe.)
2301How Husbands, honored yeares, long card-for wealth,
2303Doth grace the Mayde, that thus is made a Wife,
2306And scratch out his eyes:
2307For as long as he can see me, hele nere let me goe.
2310
Enter Anthony.
2311How now Mowche, be the Girles abed?
2313but onely tarrieth for her bed-fellow.
2317Thinke but what ioy is neere your bed-fellow,
2318Such may be yours; take counsaile of your Pillow:
2319To morrow weele talke more; and so good night,
2320Thinke what is sayd, may bee, if all hit right.
2322I thinke I haue deseru'd his Daughters bed.
2324You keepe vnknowne, till you be laide to re
st:
2325And then a good hand speed you.
2326
Walg. Tut, nere feare mee,
2329
speake for laughing: Lord what a Dialogue hath there bin
2330betweene Age and Youth. You do good on her? euen as
2331much as my Dutchman will doe on my young Mi
stris:
2333to helpe him, for Ile lay my Cappe to two Pence, that hee
2335bed to her: Marry for the Italian, he is of an other humor,
2336for there'le be no dealings with him, till midnight; for hee
2338no body: hee hath been but a little while at our House, yet
2342
Frenchman, Oh hee is a forward Lad, for heele no sooner
2343come from the Church, but heele fly to the Chamber; why
2345like an apt Scholler, heele be ready to sell his old Booke to
2346buye him a new. Oh the generation of Languages that
2347our House will bring foorth: why euery Bedd will haue a
2349written vpon it in faire Cappitall letters, Heere lay, and so
2350foorth.
2355at smelling out a Pin-fold, that I know: well, take heede,
2356you may happes pick vp Wormes so long, that at length
2359inges are taken vp already, and there's not a Dog-kennell
2360empty for a
strange Worme to breed in.