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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    A Woman will haue her will.
    for your vader segt dat ick sal heb har vor mine wife.
    Laur. I thinke not so sir, for I neuer heard him say so,
    but Ile goe in and aske him if his meaning be so.
    1115 Mari. Harke si ster signor Aluaro sayth, that I am the
    fayre st of all vs three,
    Laur.Beleeue him not for heele tell any lie.
    If so he thinkes thou may st be pleasd thereby,
    Come goe with me and neere stand prating here,
    1120I haue a ie st to tell thee in thine eare,
    Shall make you laugh: come let your signor stand,
    I know there's not a Wench in all this Towne,
    Scoffes at him more, or loues him le s s e then thou.
    Mai ster Uandalle, as much I say for you;
    1125If needes you marry with an Engli sh La s s e,
    Woe her in Engli sh , or sheele call you A s s e.
    Math. Tut that's a French cogge; sure I thinke,
    There's nere a Wench in Fraunce not halfe so fond,
    To woe and sue so for your Mounser ship.
    1130 Delio. Par may foy Madame, she does tincke dare is
    no Wenche so dure as you: for de Fillee was cree dulce,
    tendre, and amarous for me to loue hir; now me tincke dat
    I being such a fine man, you should loua me.
    Mathe. So thinke not I, sir.
    1135 Delio. But so tincke e sh oder Damosellas.
    Mathe. Nay Ile lay my loue to your commaunde,
    That my Si sters thinke not so: How say you si ster Mall?
    Why how now Gentlemen, is this your talke?
    What beaten in plaine field; where be your Maydes?
    1140Nay then I see their louing humour fades,
    And they re signe their intre st vp to mee;
    And yet I cannot serue for all you three:
    But lea st two should be madd, that I loue one,
    You shall be all alike, and Ile loue none:
    1145The world is scant, when so many Iacke Dawes,
    Houer
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