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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    A Woman will haue her will.
    Math. But twelue yeare old? nay Father that's not so,
    Our Sexton told mee I was three yeares mo.
    Pisa. I say but twelue: you'r be st tell mee I lye.
    140What sirra Anthony. Anth. Heere sir.
    Pisa. Come here sir, & you light huswiues get you in: Exeunt si sters.
    Stare not upon me, moue me not to ire:
    Nay sirra stay you here, Ile talke with you:
    Did I retaine thee (villaine) in my house,
    145Gaue thee a stipend twenty Markes by yeare,
    And ha st thou thus infected my three Girles,
    Vrging the loue of those, I mo st abhord;
    Vnthrifts, Beggers; what is worse.
    And all because they are your Country-men?
    150 Anth. Why sir, I taught them not to keepe a Marchants
    Booke, or ca st accompt: yet to a word much like that
    word Accounte.
    Pisa. A Knaue pa st grace, is pa st recouerie.
    Why sirra Frisco, Villaine, Loggerhead, where art thou?
    155 Enter Frisco, the Clowne.
    Frisc. Heere's a calling indeed; a man were better to
    liue a Lords life and doe nothing, then a Seruing creature,
    and neuer be idle. Oh Mai ster, what a me s s e of Brewe s s e
    standes now vpon the poynt of spoyling by your ha sti-
    160ne s s e; why they were able to haue got a good Stomacke
    with child euen with the sight of them; and for a Vapour,
    oh precious Vapour, let but a Wench come neere them
    with a Painted face, and you should see the Paint drop and
    curdle on her Cheekes, like a peece of dry E s s ex Cheese
    165toa sted at the fire.
    Pisa. Well sirra, leaue this thought, & minde my words,
    Giue diligence, inquire about
    For one that is expert in Languages,
    A good Mu sitian, and a French-man borne:
    170And bring him hither to in struct my Daughters,
    Ile neere tru st more a smooth-fac'd Engli sh -man.
    Frisc. What, mu st I bring one that can speake Langua-
    ges,