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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    Engli sh-men for my money: or,
    520Roaring Caribdis, or deuowring Scilla,
    Were halfe such terrour to the anticke world,
    As these same anticke Villaines now of late,
    Haue made the Straights twixt Spaine and Barbary.
    Tower. Now sir, what doth your Factors letters say?
    525 Pisa. Marry he saith, these witle s s e luckle s s e doults,
    Haue met, and are beset with Spani sh Gallies,
    As they did saile along by Italy:
    What a bots made the dolts neere Italy,
    Could they not keepe the coa st of Barbary,
    530or hauing pa st it, gone for Tripoly,
    Beeing on the other side of Sicily,
    As neere, as where they were vnto the Straights:
    For by the Gloabe, both Tripoly and it,
    Lie from the Straights some twentie fiue degrees;
    535And each degree makes three-score engli sh miles?
    Tower. Very true sir: But it makes nothing to my Bill
    of exchange: this dealing fits not one of your account.
    Pisa>. And what fits yours? a prating wrangling toung,
    A womans ceasele s s e and ince s s ant babling,
    540The sees the world turnd top sie turuie with me;
    Yet hath not so much witte to stay a while,
    Till I bemone my late exce s s iue lo s s e.
    Walg. S'wounds tis dinner time, Ile stay no longer:
    Harke you a word sir.
    545 Pisa I tell you sir, it would haue made you whine
    Worse then if shooles of luckle s s e croking Rauens,
    Had ceasd on you to feed their fami sht paunches:
    Had you heard newes of such a rauenous rout,
    Ready to cease on halfe the wealth you haue.
    550 Wal. Sbloud you might haue kept at home & be hangd,
    What a pox care I. Enter a Po st .
    Po st . God saue your wor ship, a little mony and so forth.
    Pisa. But men are sencele s s e now of others woe,
    This stony age is growne so stony harted,
    555That none respects their neighbours miseries,
    I