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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    Engli sh-men for my money: or,
    Mari. What be they Mai ster, how I long to heare it?
    Antho. A Woman right, still longing, and with child,
    1285For euery thing they hear, or light vpon:
    Well if you be mad Wenches, heare it now,
    Now may your knaueries giue the deadlie st blow
    To night-walkers, eauese-droppers, or outlandi sh loue,
    That ere was stri sten.
    1290 Math. Anthony Mowche,
    Moue but the matter; tell vs but the ie st,
    And if you find vs slacke to execute,
    Neuer giue credence, or beleeue vs more.
    Antho. Then know: The Strangers your Outlandi sh (loues,
    1295Appoynted by your Father, come this night
    In stead of Haruie, Heigham, and young Ned,
    Vnder their shaddowes to get to your bed:
    For Frisco simply told him why he went:
    I need not to in struct, you can conceiue,
    1300You are not Stockes nor Stones, but haue some store
    Of witte and knauerie too.
    Mathe. Anthony, thankes
    Is too small a guerdon for this newes;
    You mu st be Engli sh: Well sir signor sowse,
    1305Ile teach you trickes for comming to our house.
    Laur. Are you so craftie, oh that night were come,
    That I might heare my Dutchman how hee'd sweare
    In his owne mother Language, that he loues me:
    Well, if I quit him not, I here pray God
    1310I may lead Apes in Hell, and die a Mayde;
    And that were worser to me then a hanging.
    Antho. Well said old hone st huddles; here's a heape
    Of merrie La s s es: Well, for my selfe,
    Ile hie mee to your Louers, bid them maske
    1315With vs at night, and in some corner stay
    Neere to our house, where they may make some play
    Vpon your riuals, and when they are gon,
    Come