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Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
1699
Enter Uandalle.
1706
Enter Laurentia, Marina, Mathea, aboue.
1711
groot frinde.
1713Out alas, here's one of the Strangers.
1715may chaunce teach him a
strange tricke for his learning:
1720
Dutchman: what
shall we doe with him?
1721
Laure. Peace, let him not know, that you are heere: M.
1723be a
sleepe, and Ile make meanes we may come togeather
1729Why crowne him with a ----
1731we haue neuer a Signe at the dore, would not the ie
st proue
1732currant, to make the Dutchman supply that want.
1738him in talke, and weele prouide it whil
st.
1740doth my Father thinke that his vnkindnes can part you &
1741poore Laurentia? No, no, I haue found a drift to bring you
1742to my Chamber, if you haue but the heart to venter it.
1747ther hath the Keyes of the Dore.
1749
sal ick, wat segdy?
1752Put your selfe into that Basket, and I will draw you vp:
1753But no words I pray you, for feare my Si
ster heare you.
1755
Ick come.
1758
Mari. Merily then my Wenches.
1760any in the Basket but your selfe?
1763
Mari. Nor neuer are you like to climbe more higher:
1764Si
sters, the Woodcock's caught, the Foole is cag'd.
1767A wether beaten soldier an old wencher,
1768Thus to be ouer reach'd by three young Girles:
1773An Almonde for Parret, a Rope for Parret.
1777Disquiet not my father; if you doe,
1778Ile send you with a vengeance to the ground,
1780And ouer watching makes a wiseman madde,
1781Much more a foole, theres a Cu
shion for you,
1783
Laur. To lay your head on.
1795
Enter Pisaro.
1798That I might know, how my three Sonnes haue sped.
1799Now (afore God) my heart is passing light,
1800That I haue ouerreach'd the Engli
shmen:
1803When I was young; yet though my Haires be gray,
1804I haue a Young mans spirit to the death,
1805And can as nimbly trip it with a Girle,
1807Lord how the verie thought of former times,
1810Now to my Daughters, and their merrie night,
1811I hope Aluaro and his companie,
1812Haue read to them morall Philosophie,
1813And they are full with it: Heere Ile
stay,
1814And tarry till my gallant youths come foorth.
1815
Enter Haruie, Walgraue, and Heigham.
1816
Heigh. You mad-man, wild-oats, mad-cap, where art (thou?.
1817
Walg. Heere afore.
1819And if the Connie chaunce to mi
s
s
e her Burrough,
1821
Pisa. I know that voyce, or I am much deceiued.
1822
Heigh. Come, why loyter wee? this is the Dore:
1824
Walg. Come, let mee feele:
1828Yonder's Matheas Chamber with the light.
1832The Rogue is waking yet, to marre your sport.
1834
Enter Mathea alone.
1839Heare you Frenchman, packe to your Whores in Fraunce;
1840Though I am Portingale by the Fathers
side,
1842Yet goodman Goosecap, I will let you know,
1847
Har. The Wench hath tane him downe,
1848He hanges his head.
1850Harke you a word or two good Mi
stris Matt,
1851Did you appoynt your Friends to meete you heere,
1852And being come, tell vs of Whores in Fraunce,
1854A Mongrill, halfe a Dogge and half a Bitch;
1855
With Tran-dido, Dil-dido, and I know not what?
1856Heare you, if you'le run away with Ned,
1857And be content to take me as you find me,
1859Youle change your Ned to be a Frenchmans Trull?
1861
bon fortune
1863Say truly, Art thou my Ned? art thou my Loue?
1865You make me sweare.
1866
Enter aboue Marina.
1868
Haru. Marina.
1870
Enter Laurentia.
1872
Math. Ned is.
1874
Heigh. Laurentia, heere.
1875
Laur. Yfayth thou'rt welcome.
1876
Heigh. Better cannot Fall.
1878
Mari. As much to mine.
1879
Laur. Nay Gentles, welcome all.
1881With welcome, and kind words, whil
st other Lads
1883Good Girls, I promise you I like you well.
1885That Leacher, which my Sire appoynts my man;
1886I meane that wanton base Italian,
1888That anticke Ape trickt vp in fa
shion?
1889Had the A
s
s
e come, I'de learne him, difference been
1890Betwixt an Engli
sh
Gentleman and him.
1892If he
should come?
1896Hee
slauers not his Fingers, wipes his Bill,
1898That I am almo
st madd to bide his woeing.
1901And to our Loues: Will you performe your words;
1903To ioyne as hearts in hearts, our hands in hands;
1904Night fauours vs, the thing is quickly done,
1905Then tru
s
s
e vp bagg and Bagages, and be gone:
1906And ere the morninge, to augment your ioyes,
1907Weele make you mothers of
sixe goodly Boyes.
1909
Walg. But Ile get three, and if I gette not foure.
1911Your father thought him well, when one he had,
1913wordes?
1915Wee say we loue you, and that loues fayre breath
1916Shall lead vs with you round about the Earth:
1917And that our loues, vowes, wordes, may all proue true,
1919
Walg. This workes like waxe, now ere to morrow day,
1920If you two ply it but as well as I,
1921Weele worke our landes out of Pisaros Daughters:
1922And cansell all our bondes in their great Bellies,
1924
Matt. Sweete hart.
1925
Walg. Matt.
1926
Mathe. Where art thou.
1927
Pisa. Here.
1929
Walg. The Diuell he is.
1931
Pisa. Good morrow? now tell I you Gentlemen,
1932You wrong and moue my patience ouermuch,
1933What will you Rob me, Kill me, Cutte my Throte:
1938Newgate hath rome, theres law enough in England,
1941Learne to be thriftie, learne to keepe your Lands,
1944you doe?
1945Haue you not Land in Morgage for your mony,
1947Frette not, Fume not, neuer bende the Browe:
1948You take Tenn in the hundred more then Law,
1949We can complayne, extortion,
simony,
1950Newgate hath Rome, thers Law enough in England.
1951
Heigh. Prethe haue done.
1952
Walg. Prethy me no Prethies.
1953Here is my wife, Sbloud touch her, if thou dar
st,
1954Hear
st thou, Ile lie with her before thy face,
1956What you old craftie Fox you.
1959Whers Mowche, charge my Musket, bring me my Bill,
1961
Enter Anthony.
1962I am a Fox with you, well Iack sawce,
1964
Exeunt Pisaro and Daughters.
1965In baggages, Mowche make fa
st the doore.
1966
Walg. A vengeance on ill lucke,
1968But bridle anger with wise gouernment.
1969
Heigh. Whom? Anthony our friend, Ah now our hopes,
1970Are found too light to ballance our ill happes.
1972Is not deuoyde of meanes to helpe his Friends.
1974Ile lay my life twas hee that fainde to
sleepe,
1976Oh God, had I but knowne him; if I had,
1977I would haue writt such Letters with my Sword
1978Vpon the bald skin of his parching pate,
1981But I haue in the deapth of my conceit
1982Found out a more materiall
strategem:
1985You Mai
ster Heigham, hie you to your Chamber,
1987Will in the morning earely vi
sit you;
1990Yf you remember, once I told a ie
st,
1991How feigning to be
sicke, a Friend of mine
1993That counterfeited humor mu
st you play;
1997Sickly and sadly bid the churle good night;
1998I heare him at the Window, there he is.
1999
Enter Pisaro aboue.
2000Now for a tricke to ouerreach the Diuell.
2002And then to make amends, you giue hard words:
2003H'ath been a friend to you; nay more, a Father:
2007None but my Daughters
sir, hanges for your tooth:
2010Who
singes the wofull accents of his end.
2011I doe confe
s
s
e I loue; then let not loue
2012Proue the sad engine of my liues remooue:
2015As euery Plant takes vertue of the Sunne;
2016So from her Eyes, this life and beeing sprung:
2018Death for Earth gapes, and Earth to Death obeyes:
2020Bore Deaths true image on the Word ingrauen;
2021Which as it flue mixt with Heauens ayerie breath,
2022Summond the dreadfull Sessions of my death:
2023I leaue thee to thy wi
sh, and may th'euent
2024Prooue equall to thy hope and hearts content.
2025
Marina to that hap, that happie
st is;
2026My Body to the Graue, my Soule to bli
s
s
e.
2027Haue I done well?
Exit Haruie.
2028
Antho. Excellent well in troth.
2029
Pisar. I, goe; I, goe: your words moue me as much,
2032
Aluaro & his other Friends, Ile downe & let them in.
Exit.
2033
Enter Belman, Frisco, Vandalle, Delion, & Aluaro.
2035
Bel. Why know you not Croched-friers, where be your (wits?
2037you dat, me sal troble you no farre.
2038
Bell. I thanke you Gentlemen, good night:
2040
Frisc. Farewell Buttericke, what a Clowne it is:
2041Come on my mai
sters merrily, Ile knocke at the dore.
2043Blockhead our man? had he not been,
2044They might haue hanged them-selues,
2045For nay Wenches they had hit vpon:
2046Good morrow, or good den, I know not whether.
2049
Enter Pisaro below.
2051You trifle time at home about vaine toyes,
2054Had well-ny mated you, and mee, and all;
2055The Dores were open, and the Girles abroad,
2056Their Sweet-hearts ready to receiue them to:
2057And gone forsooth they had been, had not I
2059But I haue coopt them vp, and so will keepe them.
2062How now, where's Uandalle?
2064Mai
ster Mendall you meane, doe you not?
2067Did I not send thee to my Sonne Vandalle?
2069ber, and wee were comming hitherward, and he was very
2070hot, and bade me carry his Cloake; and I no sooner had it,
2071but he (being very light) firkes me downe on the left hand,
2077
Pisa. Hoyda, why yet you went both together.
2078
Fris
. Ah no, we went cleane contrary one from another.
2080On which hand turnd yee?
2083turnd one way.
2090Now for a Figure: Out alas, what's yonder?
2092
Fris
. Hoyda, hoyda, a Basket: it turnes, hoe.
2094Goe looke about the House; where are our weapons?
2095
What might this meane?
2096
Frisc. Looke, looke, looke; there's one in it, he peeps out:
2097Is there nere a Stone here to hurle at his Nose.
2099with a Stone? How now, who's there, who are you
sir?
2101
all, it's M. Mendall: how got he vp thither?
2104Basket?
2107little Basket: Ic prey helpe dene.
2109Bi
shops gate, gaping, and a great Face, and a great Head,
2110and no Body.
2111
Pisa. Why how now Sonne, what haue your Adamants
2112Drawne you vp so farre, and there left you hanging
2113Twixt Heauen and Earth like Mahomets Sepulchre?
2115That plagu'd him here, like Tantalus in Hell,
2116To touch his Lippes like the de
sired Fruite,
2117And then to snatch it from his gaping Chappes.
2121Goddie Vader,
2122
Pisa. Helpe you, but how?
2123
Frisc. Cut the Rope.
2125And if I can, Ile let him downe to you.
Exit Anthony.
2128If you
should fall; as how youle doe I know not,
2129Birlady I
should doubt me of my Sonne:
2130Pray to the Rope to hold: Art thou there Mouche?
2131
Enter Anthony aboue.
2135And let's see, how hele tumble.
2137Let him downe,
2138What, with a Cu
shion too? why you prouided
2139To lead your life as did Diogines;
2140And for a Tubb, to creepe into a Basket.
2143
Frisc. M. Mendall, you are welcome out of the Basket:
2145
Vand. Oh skellum, you run away from me.
2148we come from Bucklers-Burie into Corn-Wale, and I had
2149taken the Cloake,then you
should haue turnd downe on
2152an A
s
s
e.
2154You a
s
s
e, you Dolt, why led you him through Corn-hill,
2155Your way had been to come through Canning
streete.
2160not tell very well, which way we went.
2161
Pisa. Sirra I owe for this a Cudgelling:
2163And for I see Uandalle quakes for cold,
2164This night accept your Lodginges in my house,
2165And in the morning forward with your marriage.
2167
Exeunt.