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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    A Woman will haue her will.
    2145 Vand. Oh skellum, you run away from me.
    Pisa. I thought so sirra, you gaue him the slip.
    Frisc. Faw, no for-sooth; Ile tell you how it was: when
    we come from Bucklers-Burie into Corn-Wale, and I had
    taken the Cloake,then you should haue turnd downe on
    2150your left hand and so haue gone right forward, and so
    turnd vp againe, and so haue cro st the streate; and you like
    an A s s e.
    Pisa. Why how now Rascall; is your manners such?
    You a s s e, you Dolt, why led you him through Corn-hill,
    2155Your way had been to come through Canning streete.
    Frisc. Why so I did sir.
    Pisa. Why thou see st yee were in Corn-Hill.
    Frisc. Indeed sir there was three faults, the Night was
    darke, Mai ster Mendall drunke, and I sleepy, that we could
    2160not tell very well, which way we went.
    Pisa. Sirra I owe for this a Cudgelling:
    But Gentlemen, sith things haue faulne out so,
    And for I see Uandalle quakes for cold,
    This night accept your Lodginges in my house,
    2165And in the morning forward with your marriage.
    Come on my sonnes, sirra fetch vp more wood.
    Exeunt.
    Enter the three Si sters.
    Laur. Nay neuer weepe Marina for the matter,
    2170Teares are but signes of sorrow, helping not.
    Mari. Would it not madde one to be cro st as I,
    Being in the very hight of my de sire?
    The strangers fru strate all: our true loue's come,
    Nay more, euen at the doore, and Haruies armes
    2175Spred as a Rayne-bow ready to receiue me,
    And then my Father meete vs: Oh God, oh God:
    Math. Weepe who that li st for me, y'fayth not I,
    Though I am younge st yet my stomack's great:
    Nor tis not father, friends, nor any one,
    2180Shall make me wed the man I cannot loue:
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