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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    A Woman will haue her will.
    Will poll you, I, and pill you of your Wife:
    They loue togeather: and the other two,
    Loues her two Si sters: but tis onely you
    Shall crop the flower, that they e steeme so much.
    840 Alua. Do dey so; vell let me lone, sal see me giue dem
    de such graund mocke, sal be shame of dem selues.
    Pisa>. Doe sir, I pray you doe; set lu stily vpon them,
    And Ile be ready still to second you.
    Walg. But Matt, art thou so mad as to turne French?
    845 Math. Yes marry when two two Sundayes come together;
    Thinke you Ile learne to speake this gibberidge,
    Or the Pigges language? Why, if I fall sicke,
    Theyle say, the French (et-cetera) infected mee.
    Pisa. Why how now Minion; what, is this your seruice;
    850Your other Si sters bu sie are imployde,
    And you stande idle: get you in, or. Exit Mathea.
    Walg. Yf you chide her, chide mee (M. Pisaro:
    For but for mee, she had gon in long since.
    Pisa. I thinke she had: for we are sprights to scare her;
    855But er't be long, Ile driue that humor from her.
    Alua. Signor, me thinkes you soud no macke de wen she
    so hardee, so disobedient to de padre as ditt madona Matt.
    Walg. Signor, me thinkes you should learne to speake,
    before you should be so foole-hardy, as to woe such a
    860Mayden as that Madona Matt?
    Delio. Warrent you Mon sieur, he sal parle wen you sal
    stande out the doure.
    Haru. Harke you Mon sieur, you would wi sh your selfe
    halfe hang'd, you were as sure to be let in as hee.
    865 Uan. Macke no doubt de signor Alua. sal do vel enough
    Heigh. perhaps so: but me thinkes your be st way were to
    ship your selfe for Stoad, and there to batter your selfe for a
    commodity; for I can tell you, you are here out of liking.
    Pisa. The wor st perhappes di slike him, but the be st
    870e steeme him be st.
    Haru.
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