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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    A Woman will haue her will.
    hee cride whoope holly-day, it was big enough to make
    Powles a Night-gowne. I haue been told, that Duke Hum-
    frie dwelles here, and that he keeps open house, and that a
    braue sort of Cammileres dine with him euery day; now
    910if I could see any vi sion in the world towards dinner, I
    would set in a foote: But the be st is, a the auncient Eng-
    li sh romaine Orator saith, So-lame-men, Misers, Howsewiues,
    and so foorth: the be st is, that I haue great store of compa-
    nie that doe nothing but goe vp and downe, and goe vp
    915and downe, and make a grumbling togeather, that the
    meate is so long making readie: Well, if I could meete
    this scuruie Frenchman, they should stay mee, for I would
    be gone home.

    Enter Anthony.
    920 Antho. I beseech you Mon sieur, giue mee audience.
    Frisc. What would you haue? What should I giue you?
    Antho. Pardon, sir, mine vnciuill and presumptuous in-
    tru sion, who indeauour nothing le s s e, then to prouoke or
    exasperat you again st mee.
    925 Frisc. They say, a word to the Wise is enough: so by
    this little French that he speakes, I see hee is the very man I
    seeke for: Sir, I pray what is your name?
    Antho. I am nominated Monsieur Le Mouche, and re st at
    your bon seruice.
    930 Frisc. I vnder stand him partly; yea, and partly nay:
    Can you speake French? Content pore uous mon sieur Madomo.
    Antho. If I could not sir, I should ill vnder stand you:
    you speake the be st French that euer trode vpon Shoe of
    Leather.
    935 Frisc. Nay, I can speake more Languages then that:
    This is Italian, is it not? Nella slurde Curte zana.
    Antho. Yes sir, and you speake it like a very Naturall.
    Frisc. I beleeue you well, now for Dutch:
    Ducky de doe watt heb yee ge brought.
    Antho.
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