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Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
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ENGLISH-MEN
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For my Money:
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OR,
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A Pleasant Comedy,
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called,
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A Woman will haue her Will.
0.007Imprinted at London by W. White,
0.008dwelling in Cow-lane, 1616
0.009The Actors names.
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Pisaro, a Portingale.
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Laurentia,
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Marina,
Pisaros Danghters
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Mathea,
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Anthony, a Schoolmaister to them.
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Haruie,
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Fredinand, or Heigham, Suters to Pisaros Daughters.
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Ned, or Walgraue,
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Delion, a Frenchman,
Aluaro, an Italian, Suters also to the 3. daughters.
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Vandalle, a Dutchman,
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Frisco a Clowne, Pisaros man.
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M. Moore.
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Towerson a Marchant.
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Balsaro.
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Browne a Clothier
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A Post.
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A Belman.
1
Enter PISARO.
2
Pisaro.
3
HOw smuge this gray-eyde Morning seemes to bee,
6That driues my laden Shippes from fertile Spaine:
7But come what will, no Winde can come ami
s
s
e,
8For two and thirty Windes that rules the Seas,
9And blowes about this ayerie Region;
10Thirtie two Shippes haue I to equall them:
11Whose wealthy fraughts doe make Pisaro rich:
12Thus euery Soyle to mee is naturall:
13Indeed by birth, I am a Portingale,
15Heere liking of the soyle, I maried,
16And haue Three Daughters: But impartiall Death
20Letting for Intere
st, and on Morgages,
21Doe I waxe rich, though many Gentlemen
22By my extortion comes to miserie:
24Haue pawnde to mee their Liuings and their Lands:
25Each seuerall hoping, though their hopes are vaine,
27Their Patrimonies and their Landes againe:
28But Gold is sweete, and they deceiue them-selues;
29For though I guild my Temples with a smile,
30It is but Iudas-like, to work their endes.
32
Enter Laurentia, Marina, Mathea, and Anthony.
35
Mari. What's that?
40
Anth. Gentlewomen, to paint Philosophy,
47Scorning the leaden fetters of re
straint,
48Hath prunde my feahers to a higher pitch.
49Gentlewoman, Morall Philosophy is a kind of art,
51It teacheth to be graue: and on that brow,
55And grace faire Natures curious workman
ship,
56Mu
st be conuerted to a blacke fac'd vayle,
57Griefes liuerie, and Sorrowes semblance:
59Steep'd in the brini
sh licquor of your teares:
60Day-light as darke-night, darke-night spent in prayer:
61Thoughts your companions, and repentant mindes,
62The recreation of your tired spirits:
63Gentlewomen, if you can like this mode
stie,
64Then will I read to you Philosophy
65
Laur. Not I.
66
Mari. Fie upon it.
69
Anth. No Gentlewomen, Anthony hath learn'd
71Marina, read these lines, young Haruie sent them,
72There euery line repugnes Philosophy:
73Then loue him, for he hates the thing thou hates.
74
Laurentia, this is thine from Ferdinande:
76The rich vnualued circle of his worthe.
81Which waites vpon the censure of thy doome:
82What though their Lands be morgag'd to your Father;
83Yet may your Dowries redeeme that debt:
84Thinke they are Gentlemen, and thinke they loue;
85And be that thought, their true loues aduocate.
88The world would say, that you were had for Wealth,
90A ma
s
s
e of Wealth being powrde vpon another,
92But beeing lightly scattred by it selfe,
93It doubles what it seem'd, although but one:
96But wedding these, to wed true Loue, is dutie:
97You make them rich in Wealth, but more in Beawtie:
101As comfortable tidings for my friends.
103When long ere this I
stoop'd to that faire lure:
104Thy euer louing Haruie I delight it:
105
Marina euer louing
shall requite it young.
106Teach vs Philosophy? Ile be no Nunne;
107Age scornes Delight, I loue it being:
108There's not a word of this, not a words part,
111All Arts being vaine, but this Philosophy.
112
Laur. Why was I made a Mayde, but for a Man?
113And why Laurentia, but for Ferdinand?
115Much more himselfe, an Angell of more price:
119
Laur. If I did, how then?
123Ile not abide it; Father, Friends, nor Kin,
125A man's a man; and Ned is more then one:
126Yfayth Ile haue thee Ned, or Ile haue none;
128
Mathea is resolu'd to haue her will.
129
Pisa. I can no longer hold my patience.
130Impudent villanie, and lasciuious Girles,
131I haue ore-heard your vild conuer
sions:
136Youle haue your will forsooth; What will you haue?
138Our Sexton told mee I was three yeares mo.
142Stare not upon me, moue me not to ire:
144Did I retaine thee (villaine) in my house,
145Gaue thee a
stipend twenty Markes by yeare,
149And all because they are your Country-men?
151Booke, or ca
st accompt: yet to a word much like that
152word Accounte.
154Why sirra Frisco, Villaine, Loggerhead, where art thou?
155
Enter Frisco, the Clowne.
156
Frisc. Heere's a calling indeed; a man were better to
157liue a Lords life and doe nothing, then a Seruing creature,
160ne
s
s
e; why they were able to haue got a good Stomacke
161with child euen with the
sight of them; and for a Vapour,
162oh precious Vapour, let but a Wench come neere them
167Giue diligence, inquire about
168For one that is expert in Languages,
169A good Mu
sitian, and a French-man borne:
174
flaunte taunte as well as French, for I cannot vnder
stand him.
176What, can
st thou remember it?
177
Frisc. Oh, I haue it now, for I remember my great
179Pigges and French-men, speake one Language, awee awee;I
184when I li
st.
187and then you
shall heare me grumble it foorth full mouth,
189
wan: Well, Ile about it.
191one Language more.
193enough for one mouth: But what is the third?
194
Pisa. Italian.
196he haue any Italian in him euen by looking on him.
199Pride in his Apparell, and the Diuell in his Countenance.
205And now to you that reades Philosophy,
207And come not neere my dores; for if thou do
st,
208Ile make thee a publicke example to the world.
213For euer had their hone
st names been marde:
214Ile in and rate them: yet that's not be
st,
215The Girles are wilfull, and seueritie
217What
shall I doe? Oh! I haue found it now,
218There are three wealthy Marchants in the Towne,
219All Strangers, and my very speciall friendes,
220The one of them is an Italian:
221A French-man, and a Dutch-man, be the other:
223And therefore meane I, they shall haue the tongues,
224That they may answere in their seuerall Language:
226For whiles they are a learning Languages,
227My Engli
sh Youths, both wed, and bed them too:
228Which to preuent, Ile seeke the Strangers out,
229Let's looke: tis pa
st aleauen, Exchange time full,
230There
shall I meete them, and conferre with them,
234
Enter Haruie, Heigham,
235
and Walgraue.
237I promise you this walke ore Tower-hill,
238Of all the places London can afforde,
241Where old Pisaro, and his Daughters dwell,
242Looke to your feete, the broad way leades to Hell:
244Ile downe that Hill, where such good Wenches keepe,
246Wilt fadge? wilt fadge? What, will it be a match?
249But I am interrupted by her father.
253Knocke for the Churle bid him bring out his Daughter;
254Ile, sbloud I will, though I be hanged for it,
255
Heigh. Hoyda, hoyda, nothing with you but vp & ride,
256Youle be within, ere you can reach the Dore,
257And haue the Wench, before you compa
s
s
e her:
259Not to be fedde with Words, but wonne with Gold.
260But who comes heere?
261
Enter Anthony.
262
Walg. Whom, Anthony our friend?
263Say man, how fares out Loues? How doth Mathea?
265Will old Pisaro take me for his Sonne;
266For I thanke God, he kindly takes our Landes,
267Swearing, Good Gentlemen you
shall not want,
269He will be damn'd the Roage, before he do't?
270
Haru. Prethy talke milder: let but thee alone,
271And thou in one bare hower will aske him more,
272Then heele remember in a hundred years:
273Come from him Anthony, and say what newes?
274
Antho. The newes for me is badd; and this it is:
275
Pisaro hath discharg'd me of his seruice.
279
Antho. I, but I left out mediocritie,
282And begge thy pardon.
283
Antho. Oh, that cannot be,
284Hee hates you farre worser, then he hates me;
285For all the loue he
shewes, is for your Lands,
286Which he hopes sure will fall into his hands:
287Yet Gentlemen, this comfort take of me,
289Their father is abroad, they three at home,
290Goe chearely in, and cease that is your owne:
291And for my selfe, but grace what I intend,
292Ile ouerreach the Churle, and helpe my Frend.
296To inquire about in London for a man,
297That were a French-man and Mu
sitian,
298To be (as I suppose) his Daughters Tutor:
299Him if you meete, as like enough you
shall,
300He will inquire of you of his affayres,
301Then make him this answere, you three came from Paules,
302And in the middle walke, one you espide,
303Fit for his purpose; then discribe this Cloake,
304This Beard and Hatte: for in this borrowed
shape,
305Mu
st I beguile and ouer-reach the Foole:
307The Doore doth ope, I dare not
stay reply,
308Le
st beeing discride: Gentlemen adue,
310
Enter Frisco the Clowne.
317of good morrow, asketh what Porrage you haue to Din-
319but lickes them cleane with ki
s
s
es; a clipper of the Kings
320Engli
sh: and to conclude, an eternall enemie to all good
321Language.
322
Haru. What's this? what's this?
324doth not always dwel in a Satten-dublet: why, tis a French
-
325
man, Bassimon cue, how doe you?
327doe with a French-man:
333proude
st French-man: but if you be good laddes, tell me
334where I may finde such a man?
338Such is his rayment, if thou runn'
st appace,
341your rich tydings Gentlemen: I am yours till Shrouetew-
342esday, for then change I my Coppy, & looke like nothing
343but Red-Herring Cobbes, and Stock-Fi
sh; yet Ile doe
346any good on them before the French-man come, why so?
352Wenches we come now, Loue our conduct be.
353
Ned, knocke at the doore: but soft forbeare;
354
Enter Laurentia, Marina, and Mathea.
355The Cloude breakes vp, and our three Sunnes appeare.
357And make griefes night a gloryous summers day.
358
Mari. Gentlemen, how welcome you are here,
359Gue
s
s
e by our lookes, for other meanes by feare
360Preuented is: our fathers quicke returne
361Forbidds the welcome, else we would haue done.
365Loue hath loues hier, being ballanc
st with good will:
366But say; come you to vs, or come you rather
367To pawne more Lands for money to our father?
369What man? our mariage day will all discharge;
370Our father (by his leaue) mu
st pardon vs,
372But in our loues, the prouerbe weele fulfill:
373Women and Maydes, mu
st alwayes haue their will.
375
Law. Your selfe & your good news doth more enforce:
377I sweare in heart, I more then double it.
378Si
sters be glad, for he hath made it playne,
379The meanes to get our School-mai
ster againe:
380But Gentlemen, for this time cease our loues,
382Fayne we would
stay, bid you walke in more rather,
383But that we fear the comming of our father:
384Goe to th'Exchange, craue Gold as you intend,
387Then would my greedy father to his Gold:
388Wee here, you there, aske Gold; and Gold you
shall:
390
Walg. That's my good Girles, and Ile pay you for all.
391
Haru. Come to th'Exchange, and when I feele decay,
393
Enter Pisaro, Delion the Frenchman,Vandalle the Dutchman,
394
Aluaro the Italian,and other Marchants, at seuerall doores.
395
Pisa. Good morrow, M. Strangers.
397
Pisaro. This (louing friends) hath thus emboldned me,
399Mai
ster Vandalle, that you beare my Daughter:
403And does bir-Lady too, in mine aduice,
404This day to clap a full conclu
sion vp:
405And therefore made I bold to call on you,
407That you at mine intreaty
should walke home,
408And take in worth such Viands as I haue:
411But for a day or two; and then Church rites
421But were my third Sonne sweete Aluaro heere,
422Wee would not
stay at the Exchange to day,
423But hye vs home and there end our affayres.
424
Enter Moore, and Towerson.
427morrow
sir. What newes? What newes?
429with you.
431Hath driuen home our long expected Shippes,
432All laden with the wealth of ample Spaine,
434Safely at Plimmouth, where they yet abide.
436How like you this Newes friends? Mai
ster Uandalle,
437Heer's somewhat towards for my Daughters Dowrie:
444Haue you receiued Letters, and not I?
446What, brings he euery man his Letters home,
447And makes mee no bodie; does hee, does hee?
448I would not haue you bring me counterfeit;
450I know my Factors writing well enough.
454
Enter Haruie, Walgraue, and Heighun.
455What Mai
ster Walgraue, and my other frindes:
457I pray make bold with me.
458
Walsg. I, with your Daughters
459You may be sworne, weele be as bold as may be.
462By the repayring we haue had to you:
463Gentlemen you know, mu
st want no Coyne,
464Nor are they
slaues vnto it, when they haue:
465You may perceiue our minds; What say you to't?
466
Pisa. Gentlemen all, I loue you all:
467Which more to manife
st, this after noone
468Betweene the howers of two and three repaire to mee;
470Whil
st it is mine, tis yours to commaunde.
471But Gentlemen, as I haue regard to you,
473You know that all of vs are mortall men,
474Subiect to change and mutabilitie;
475You may, or I may, soone pitch ore the Pearch,
477Wherefore I deeme but mere equitie,
478That some thing may betwixt vs be to
shew.
480We will repay.
481
Enter Browne.
482
Browne>. God saue you Gentlemen.
487I doe wi
sh you my Mony fore another.
492morgag'd
493
Enter Po
st
.
496
Walg. Hoyda, hoyda; Whats the matter now;
497Sure, yonder fellow will be torn in peeces.
502Looke, looke, how busely they fall to reading.
508mony therefore we are fayne to take vp 200.l. of Mai
ster
515
Spani
sh
-gallies, what became of them we know not, but
518Now afore God, who would not doubt their safety,
520Roaring Caribdis, or deuowring Scilla,
521Were halfe such terrour to the anticke world,
523Haue made the Straights twixt Spaine and Barbary.
527As they did saile along by Italy:
528What a bots made the dolts neere Italy,
529Could they not keepe the coa
st of Barbary,
530or hauing pa
st it, gone for Tripoly,
531Beeing on the other
side of Sicily,
532As neere, as where they were vnto the Straights:
533For by the Gloabe, both Tripoly and it,
534Lie from the Straights some twentie fiue degrees;
537of exchange: this dealing fits not one of your account.
544Harke you a word
sir.
548Had you heard newes of such a rauenous rout,
549Ready to cease on halfe the wealth you haue.
550
Wal. Sbloud you might haue kept at home & be hangd,
551What a pox care I.
Enter a Po
st
.
556I wi
sh (as Poets doe) that Saturnes times
557The long out worne world were in vse againe,
558That men might sayle without impediment.
560would hope to gette more mony of your wor
ship in one
561quarter of a yeare, then I can doe now in a whole twelue-
562moneth.
Enter Balsaro.
564How I haue toyld to day to finde you out,
565At home, abroade, at this mans house, at that,
566Why I was here an hower agoe and more,
567Where I was tould you were, but could not finde you.
569Here's such a common hant of Crack-rope boyes,
570That what for feare to haue m'apparell spoyld,
572I dare not walke where people doe expect mee:
573Well, things (I thinke) might be better lookt vnto,
576Might be imployde to many better vses:
578The Spani
sh
Gallies: Oh, a vengeance on them.
580
scarce euer come to him for money, but this a vengeance
581on, and that a vengeance on't, doth so trouble him, that I
582can scarce get no Coyne: Well, a vengenace on't for my part; for
590at Plimmouth meat enough in the house, whẽ thou wert there?
593would doubtles haue Cut thee out in Ra
shers to haue eaten
594thee: thou look'
st as thou weart through broyld already.
596ing, nor yours neither: If I had you in place where, you
601
Po
st
. Ide teach him a Gentle tricke and I had him of the
602burse; but Ile watch him a good turne I warrant him.
606Ther's twentie Marchants will be sorry for it,
610That lately were bound out for Siria.
615But Ile but talke a word or two with him, and
straight
616turne to you.
617Ah
sir, and how then yfayth>
618
Heigh. Turne to vs, turne to the Gallowes if you will.
620He call's Ned Walgraue, Mai
ster Vandalle.
623So now againe; my Daughters
shall be yours:
624And therefore I beseech you and your friendes,
626And what youd say, keepe it for table talke.
628Sirrs, old Pisaro is growne kind of late,
629And in pure loue, hath bid vs home to dinner.
632Remembring what he did, recall his word:
633For by his idle speaches, you may sweare,
634His heart was not confederat with his tongue.
636And then we
shall haue cates to feede vpon.
640At my repayring home from the Exchange,
642
Enter Aluaro the Italian.
644much, and graue in you a? wat Newes make you looke
645
so naught?
646
Pisa. Naught is too good an epithite by much,
650And all my cared-for goods within the lurch
651Of that same Catterpiller brood of Spaine.
653Ship dat go for Turkie: my Pader, harke you me on word,
656fra de North, & de Sea go tumble here, & tumble dare, dat
657make de Gallies run away for feare be almo
st drownde.
659waxe rough: and were the Gallies therefore glad to fly?
661
Pisa
Wert thou not my Aluaro my beloued,
662One whom I know does dearley count of mee,
665To tell a feigned tale of happy lucke.
669But euen now my happie
state gan fade,
670And now againe, my
state is happie made,
672And none to bring me newes of such good lucke,
673But whom the heauens have markt to be my Sonne:
674Were I a Lord as great as Alexander,
675None
should more willingly be made mine Heyre,
676Then thee thou golden tongue, thou good-newes teller
683To pay this Bill, or else to palter with mee?
685I doe accept it, and come when you please;
688
Pisa. Oh, you cannot cogge: Goe to, take that,
689Pray for my life: pray that I haue good lucke,
692time: What, a French crowne? sure hee knowes not what
694take it from me againe.
Exit Po
st
.
696Come don Balsaro, lets be iogging home
697Bir laken
sirs, I thinke tis one a clocke.
698
Extt Pisaro, Balsaro, Aluaro, Delion, and Uandalle.
699
Brow. Come M. Moore, th'Exchange is waxen thin,
700I thinke it be
st we get vs home to dinner.
701
Moor. I know that I am lookt for long ere this:
702Come mai
ster Towerson, let's walke along.
703
Exit Moore, Browne, Towerson, Strangers, & Marchant.
706For he is cold enough, and
slow enough;
710Where is your Mat, your welcome, and good cheare?
715Twixt two or three a clocke at after noone?
718Hee quite forgat himselfe, when he did bid vs,
719And afterward forgat, that he had bade vs.
720
Walg. I care not, I remember't well enough:
721Hee bade vs home; and I will goe, that's flat,
722To teach him better witte another time.
723
Haru. Heer'le be a gallant iest, when we come there,
726That now haue borne him company to dinner:
727But harke you, lets not goe to vexe the man;
728Prethee sweet Ned lets tarry, doe not goe.
730Ile goe, that's flat: nay, I am gon alreadie,
731Stay you two, and con
sider further of it.
734Each Stone's a Thorne: Hoyda, he skips for ha
ste;
735Young Haruie did but ie
st; I know heele goe.
738If youle goe, come: if not, fare-well?
741You mad-man, mad-cap, wild-oates; we are for you,
742It bootes not
stay, when you intend to goe.
744
Enter Pisaro, Aluaro, Delion, and Uandalle.
747Signior Aluaro, Mai
ster Vandalle;
748Proude am I, that my roofe containes such Friends.
749Why Mall, Laurentia, Matth; Where be these Girles?
750
Enter the three Si
sters.
751Liuely my Girles, and bid these Strangers welcome;
752They are my friends, your friends, and our wel-willers:
753You cannot tell what good you may haue on them.
754Gods mee. Why
stirre you not? Harke in your eare,
756That I your carefull Father haue prouided
757To be your Husbands: therefore bid them welcome.
759To giue a slauering Salute to men: (aside,
768
Madona de granda bewtie.
771
et vn tendra Damosella.
773be these?
774When as I bid you speake, you hold your tongue:
775When I bid peace, then can you prate, and chat,
777Or (as I liue) you were as good you did.
780They cannot vnder
stand me, nor my welcome.
788And with Italian, to a Childes obedience,
790As others farre more vertuous then them selues,
791Doe dayly
striue to doe: But tis no matter,
793Ile teach you vrge your Father; make you runne,
797
Enter Haruie,Walgraue,and Heigham.
799
Mathea.As good a morrow, to the morrow giuer.
802You could haue bid no surer men then wee.
804At after noone, not before two a clocke.
806two a clocke, at three a clocke, at foure a clock; nay till to
808your house without inuiting.
809
Pisa>. Why Gentlemen, I pray who bade you now?
810Who euer did it, sure hath done you wrong:
815And then to vse it for our table talke:
816And wee I warrant you, are as sure as Steele.
819This was that ill newes of the Spani
sh
Pirats,
821And bid them welcome; but for my Daughters
823Well my Mai
sters, Gentlemen, and Friends,
825(Welcome with a vengeance) but for your cheare,
826That will be small: yet too too much for you.
827
Mall, in and get things readie.
828
Laurentia, bid Maudlin lay the Cloth, take vp the Meate:
836Will poll you, I, and pill you of your Wife:
837They loue togeather: and the other two,
838Loues her two Si
sters: but tis onely you
845
Math. Yes marry when two two Sundayes come together;
846Thinke you Ile learne to speake this gibberidge,
847Or the Pigges language? Why, if I fall
sicke,
855But er't be long, Ile driue that humor from her.
860Mayden as that
Madona Matt?
862
stande out the doure.
864halfe hang'd, you were as sure to be let in as hee.
868commodity; for I can tell you, you are here out of liking.
872
should know better who's Lord, then the Lady.
875meanes to let you alone for feare of trouble.
877may katch a Hare.
879You know it mu
st be a wonder, if a Crab catch a Fowle.
882
Walg. I, and the Foole well enough I warrant you;
883And much good may it doe yee.
888de Kichine by maiter Pisaros leaue.
890cept you learne to know, whom you speake to: I tell thee
891
Francois, Ile haue (maugre thy teeth) her that
shall make
892thee gna
sh thy teeth to want.
893
Pisa. Yet a man may want of his will, and bate an Ace
895and so agree wee; I would not haue you fall out in my
898Trencher-man.
Exeunt.
899
Euter Frisco.
901
Powles is; I did so marle afore what it was out of all count:
904would wi
sh they had Powles full of Needles: I, one askt
905my mai
ster halfe a yard of Freeze to make me a Coate and
906hee cride whoope holly-day, it was big enough to make
907
Powles a Night-gowne. I haue been told, that Duke Hum-
909braue sort of Cammileres dine with him euery day; now
914nie that doe nothing but goe vp and downe, and goe vp
915and downe, and make a grumbling togeather, that the
916meate is so long making readie: Well, if I could meete
918be gone home.
919
Enter Anthony.
927
seeke for: Sir, I pray what is your name?
929your
bon
seruice.
934Leather.
936This is Italian, is it not?
Nella
slurde Curte zana.
938
Frisc. I beleeue you well, now for Dutch:
941
Dutch before brocht.
942
Frsc. Nay I thinke you haue not met with no pezant:
947three Gentlewomen of mine acquaintance, and I will see
948you paide for your labour.
951which had not been but for the troubles of the world, that
953youle please to walke with me, Ile bring you to them.
954
Exeunt.
955
Enter Laurentia, Marina, and Mathea.
957Shall I
stay? till he belch into mine eares
959Stammering halfe Sentences dogbolt Elloquence:
960And when he hath no loue for-sooth, why then
961Hee tels me Cloth is deare at Anwerpe, and the men
962of Am
sterdam haue lately made a law,
963That none but Dutch as hee, may trafficke there:
967Hee tells me that my Father brought him to me,
968And that I mu
st performe my Fathers will.
969Well good-man Goose-cap, when thou woe
st againe,
974My Frenchman comes vpon me with the
Sa, sa, sa
;
975Sweete Madam pardone moye I pra:
976And then out goes his Hand, downe goes his Head,
977Swallowes his Spittle, frisles his Beard, and then to mee:
980
Thinke it go will dat
stirres me dus up yow.
983
Doe oft pray to God dat me woud loue her:
984And then hee reckons a catalogue of names
985of such as loue him, and yet cannot get him.
987Compard with my Signor; hee can tell
988Of Lady Uenus, and her Sonne blind Cupid:
989Of the faire Scilla that was lou'd of Glaucus,
990And yet scornd Glaucus, and yet lou'd King Minos;
991Yet Minos hated her, and yet she holp'd him;
993To doe her good; yet he could not abide her:
995And when he is so, he will take my Hand,
996And tickle the Palme, wincke with his one Eye,
997Gape with his mouth, and
998
Lauren. And, hold thy tongue I prethee: here's my father.
999
Enter Pisaro, Aluaro, Uandalle, Delion, Haruie,
1000
Walgraue, and Heigham.
1001
Pisa. Vnmannerely, vntaught, vnnurtured Girles,
1002Doe I bring Gentlemen, my very friends
1004That their good likings, may be set on you,
1005And you like misbehaud and sullen Girles,
1007I
shall remembert, when you thinke I doe not.
1008I am sorrie Gentlemen, your cheare's no better;
1009But what did want at Board, excuse me for,
1010And you
shall haue amendes be made in Bed.
1011To them friends, to them; they are none but yours:
1012For you I bred them, for you brought them vp:
1013For you I kept them, and you
shall haue them:
1014I hate all others that resort to them:
1015Then rouse your bloods, be bold with what's your owne:
1016For I and mine (my friends) be yours, or none.
1017
Enter Frisco and Anthonie.
1020(for-sooth) he is a braue Frenchman.
1021
Pisa. Welcome friend, welcome: my man (I thinke)
1022Hath at the full, resolu'd thee of my will.
1025That I doe meane to entertaine this fellow,
1027Now am I posde except the Wenches helpe mee:
1028I haue no French to
slap them in the mouth,
1031Now will the packe of all our
sly deuices
1032Be quite layde ope, as one vndoes an Oy
ster:
1033
Franke Heigham, and mad Ned, fall to your muses,
1034To helpe poore Anthony now at a pinch,
1035Or all our market will be spoyld and marde.
1036
Walg. Tut man, let vs alone, I warrant you.
1039
Mon
sieur le Mouche?
1041And he answers your woer cuius contrarium.
1043
vo
stre nom?
1046the toe.
1050To interrupt a man in mid
st of speach?
1052But as you haue begun, I pray proceed
1053To que
stion with this Countriman of yours.
1058
mouche en quelle partie de Fraunce e
sties vous ne?
1059
Haru. Fraunce.
1060
Heigh. Ned.
1061
Walg. Sbloud, let me come.
1063Which calles vs hence with speed; wherefore I pray
1065And to performe what at the Exchange we spoke of.
1067
Pisa. Yes marry Gentlemen, I will, I will.
1068
Aluaro to your taske, fall to your taske,
1069Ile beare away those three, who being heere,
1070Would set my Daughters on a merry pin:
1073
Exeunt Pisaro,Haruy, Walgraue, and Higham.
1075
Paules with the re
st of the Gentlemen there?
1079within me from my mouth to my Cod-peece but all Em-
1080ptie, wherefore I thinke a peece of wisdome to goe in and
1082Mouse will you goe in?
1085
Exeunt Frisco, and Anthonie.
1095tleawoman.
1097morous of you.
1099I would trouble her no further, nor be amorous any longer.
1106teeth, whil
st he may whine at his owne ill fortune.
1110uer to claw any of my Si
sters loue away.
1112for your vader segt dat ick sal heb har vor mine wife.
1114but Ile goe in and aske him if his meaning be so.
1116fayre
st of all vs three,
1117
Laur.Beleeue him not for heele tell any lie.
1119Come goe with me and neere
stand prating here,
1120I haue a ie
st to tell thee in thine eare,
1122I know there's not a Wench in all this Towne,
1128There's nere a Wench in Fraunce not halfe so fond,
1132
tendre, and amarous for me to loue hir; now me tincke dat
1136
Mathe. Nay Ile lay my loue to your commaunde,
1138Why how now Gentlemen, is this your talke?
1139What beaten in plaine field; where be your Maydes?
1140Nay then I see their louing humour fades,
1142And yet I cannot serue for all you three:
1144You
shall be all alike, and Ile loue none:
1146Houer about one Coarse with greedy pawes:
1147Yf needes youle haue me
stay till I am dead,
1148Carrion for Crowes, Mathea for her Ned:
1150To haue our willes, but nere to haue you three.
Exeunt.
1155
gecomen.
1156
Enter Pisaro.
1159worke; haue you not found them
shrewd vnhappy girls?
1163den for de wiue.
1167
Enter Frisco running.
1168Ho now
sirra, whither are you running?
1172after the three Gen-men that din'd here, to bid them come
1173to our house at ten a clocke at night, when you were abed.
1174
Pisa. Ha, what is this? Can this be true?
1175What, art thou sure the Wenches bade them come?
1178am sure of no more then I am certaine of: but Ile go in and
1181Did they appoint thẽ come one by one, or else al together?
1184ther, one could not make rome for them, but comming one
1185by one, theyle
stand there if there were twenty of them.
1188telling; nay worth the acting: I haue it Gentlemen,
1189I haue it Friends.
1194to age; were I as you, why this were sport alone for me to
1195doe.
1196Harke yee, harke yee; heere my man,
1198And his two friends; I know they loue them dear,
1199And therefore wi
sh them late at night be heere
1200To reuell with them: Will you haue a ie
st,
1201To worke my will, and giue your longings re
st:
1202Why then M. Uandalle, and you two,
1204And court the Wenches; and to be be vnknowne,
1205And taken for the men, whom they alone
1208Younge Haruie, and mon
sieur Delion Ned,
1210How like you this deuice? how thinke you of it?
1224I trow you will be merrie soone at night,
1225When you
shall doe in deed, what now you hope of.
1227
such a ting, make her laugh too.
1229What we haue heere deuis'd, prouide me for:
1230But aboue all, doe not (I pray) forget
1231To come but one by one, as they did wi
sh.
1236And at the hower of eleuen sone at night:
1237Hie you to Bucklersburie to his Chamber,
1239My Sonne Aluaro, and mon
sieur Delion,
1240I know, doth know the way exceeding well:
1241Well, weele to the Rose in Barken for an hower:
1243
Exeunt Pisaro, Aluaro, Delion, and Uandalle.
1245had so much witte in his old rotten budget: and yet
1246yfayth he is not much troubled with it neither. Why what
1250
sport: Oh come; now if I can hold behinde, while I may
1251laugh a while, I care not: Ha, ha, ha.
1252
Enter Anthonie.
1257any Mouse, Ratte, Catte, or Dogge, laugh to thinke, what
1260friendes, to pray them come to our house after my old
1261Mai
ster was a bed: Now I went, and I went; and I runne,
1265now? I dur
st not tell him an vntruth, for feare of lying, but
1266told him plainely and hone
stly mine arrande: Now who
1268witte, hee was as glad as could be; out of all scotch and
1273
ster: But Ile follow him, I know he is gone to the Tauerne
1274in his merry humor: Now if you will keepe this as secret
1279This mu
st the Wenches know, or all is marde.
1280
Enter the three Si
sters.
1281Harke you Mis. Moll, Mis. Laurentia, Mis. Matt,
1285For euery thing they hear, or light vpon:
1286Well if you be mad Wenches, heare it now,
1287Now may your knaueries giue the deadlie
st blow
1290
Math. Anthony Mowche,
1291Moue but the matter; tell vs but the ie
st,
1293Neuer giue credence, or beleeue vs more.
1295Appoynted by your Father, come this night
1296In
stead of Haruie, Heigham, and young Ned,
1297Vnder their
shaddowes to get to your bed:
1301Of witte and knauerie too.
1302
Mathe. Anthony, thankes
1303Is too small a guerdon for this newes;
1305Ile teach you trickes for comming to our house.
1307That I might heare my Dutchman how hee'd sweare
1308In his owne mother Language, that he loues me:
1309Well, if I quit him not, I here pray God
1310I may lead Apes in Hell, and die a Mayde;
1311And that were worser to me then a hanging.
1314Ile hie mee to your Louers, bid them maske
1317Vpon your riuals, and when they are gon,
1318Come to your windowes.
1322
Enter Pisaro.
1324To grace the mirthfull complot that is laide,
1325Nights Candles burne obscure, and the pale Moone
1326Fauouring our drift, lyes buried in a Cloude:
1328Hoping to haue their sweete-hearts here to night,
1329Tickled with extreame ioy, laugh in my face:
1332Where be these Girles heere? what, to bed, to bed:
1333
Mawdlin make fa
st the Dores, rake vp the Fire;
1334Gods me, tis nine a clocke, harke Bow-bell rings.
Knocke.
1335Some looke downe below, and see who knockes:
1337And full resolue you, that to morrow morne,
1339I meane Aluaro and his other friendes:
1340Let me no more be troubled with your nayes.
1342
Enter Moore.
1343Welcome M. Moore, welcome,
1344What winde a gods name driues you foorth so late?
1346My wife this present night is brought to bed.
1351Such as (I thanke them), came to see my wife?
1352I would reque
st you, that for this one night,
1353My daughter Susan might be lodged here.
1357For heere you
sir, to morrow in the morning,
1358All my three Daughters mu
st be married,
1359Good mai
ster Moore lets haue your company,
1361
Enter a Seruant.
1364For then I meane your Schollers
shall be wed:
1367And that my daughter cannot come tonight:
1368Or if
she does, it will be very late.
1371Some of vs will be vp to let her in,
1372For heere be three meanes not to
sleepe to night:
1373Well you mu
st be gone? commende me to your wife,
1374Take heede how you goe downe, the
staires are bad,
1375Bring here a light.
1378Come, come to bed, to bed tis nine and pa
st.
1379Doe not
stand prating here to make me fetch you,
1380But gette you to your Chambers.
Exit Pisaro.
1382Will you to morrow marry with the
strangers.
1384Before Marina marry with a
stranger,
1389Ile haue my will and Ned, or Ile haue none.
1390
Antho
How will you get him? how will you get him?
1391I know no other way except it be this,
1393You ope the Dore and runne away with them.
1396But heare you? to your Chambers presently,
1400Might not a man conceipt a prettie ie
st?
1401And make as mad a Riddle as this is,
1402If all things fadge not, as all thinges
should doe,
1404
Enter Vandalle and Frisco.
1414Doublet: now looke I as like the Dutchman, as if I were
1416and broode, and toot and gibri
sh; and in the darke Ile
1423
Enter Haruie, Heigham, and Walgraue.
1426This is the time the Wenches sent vs word
1427Our bumba
st Dutchman and his mates will come.
1429Play your part well, or I may haps pay you.
1431Tis on your French coriuall, for my life:
1433Till he hath foy
sted in a Brat or two?
1434How then, how then?
1437Well Matt, I thinke thou know
st what Ned can doe;
1438Should
st thou change Ned for Noddy, mee for him,
1440
Heigh. Come leaue this idle chatte, and lets prouide
1442And set them out the way?
1443
Walg. Why that will I.
1444
Haru. Then put a Sword into a mad-mans hand:
1446And thou't be ready cro
s
s
e them ore the pates:
1447Therefore for this time, Ile supply the rome.
1450That all the night will scarcely be enough
1452Come, come, Ile be the man
shall doe the deed.
1458
Enter Aluaro.
1464
He knockes.
1465
Heigh. What a pox are you mad or druncke;
1466What, doe you meane to breake my Gla
s
s
es?
1476
Heigh. Do, do, good Ferdinand, pummell the logerhead.
1478
Heigh.Yes marry when? can you tell: how doe you?
1479I thanke you heartily, my finger in your mouth.
1480
Alua. Wat be dat?
1486the foure Spoutes as you came along?
1489wey to Crochefriers?
1491along till you come to the Pumpe, and then turne on your
1492right hand.
1494
Haru. Farewell, and be hang'd Signor:
1495Now for your fellow, if the A
s
s
e would come.
1496
Enter Delion.
1501
Heigh. What a bots ayle you, are you madd?
1502Will you runne ouer me and breake my Gla
s
s
es?
1504de mayson?
1509Logerhead, heere's none of your Pisaros?
1512Ile goe and knocke the a
s
s
e about the pate.
1518But peace, and harke to the re
st.
1524And then counterfeite you are going to your Queanes.
1532
Exit Delion.
1536
Enter Frisco.
1547
Heigh. Then theres not onely a growte head, but an
1550tle moan A
s
s
e.
1551
Haru. Harke Ned yonders good greeting.
1561they were here.
1563
Heigh. Sirra, you lye, heere dwells no body but I, that
1566
Fris
.Hoo, hoo, hoo; do you giue the Gentleman the ly?
1573
Frisc. That is here in Crodched-friers.
1574
Heigh. How Loger-head, is Croched-friers heere?
1577But get you along on your left hand, and be hang'd;
1578You haue kept me out of my Bedd with your bangling,
1579A good while longer then I would haue been.
1580
Frisc. Ah, ah, How is this? Is not this Croched-friers?
1581Tell mee, Ile hold a Crowne they gaue me so much Wine
1582at the Tauerne, that I am druncke, and know not ont.
1584Hee's reckning what Winde hath droue him hither:
1587what was I about? Oh now I haue it, I mu
st goe to my
1590hand, for I haue forgot the way quite and cleane:
1591Fare de well good friend, I am a
siimple Dutchman I.
1592
Exit Frisco.
1593
Heigh.Faire weather after you. And now my Laddes,
1594Haue I not plide my part as I
should doe?
1597And afterwards returne vnto our Girles.
1599
Enter Aluaro.
1601can no tell waer, and sall doe I can no tell watt, turne by
1602the Pumpe; I pumpe it faire.
1603
Enter Delion.
1605
Enter Frisco.
1608no hone
st Gentleman.
1611
Frisc. How's this? For my life here are the Strangers.
1612Oh that I had the Dutchmans Hose, that I might creepe
1613into the Pockets; they'le all three fall vpon me & beat me.
1616
Frisc. Oh braue, it's no body but M. Pharoo and the
1617
Frenchman going to our House, on my life: well, Ile haue
1619Who goes there?
1622
streete: Where a Diuell be you?
1626Some more of this: Where are you
sir?
1630
streete; and yet all three heare one another, and all three
1633
streete; or all three Fooles.
1635wey to Cro
she-frier?
1637you will follow mee.
1641follow mee: now for a durtie Puddle, the pissing Conduit,
1643Oxen by knocking their Hornes to their Fore-heads.
1651
Alua. Wat be dis?
1653Oh lads pray for my life, for we are almo
st at Croched-friers.
1659goe? Soft, heere's an other: Oh now I know in deede
1660where I am; wee are now at the farde
st end of Shoredich,
1661for this is the May-pole.
1663Spirite do leade vs.
1666you would finde a Charme for it at the Blew Bore in the
1667
Spittle: But soft, who comes heere?
1668
Enter a Belman.
1669
Bel. Maydes in your Smocks, looke wel to your Locks,
1670Your Fier and your Light; and God giue you good night.
1672tree, fore, words vore vs to dis oull man.
1674what Streete be wee?
1679thinkes you might doe well to haue an M. vnder your
1681Mon
sieur doe hold of mee.
1683doe as much for you the next time.
1685Street is this; for it is so darke, I know not where I am?
1687
Fanchurch-
streete?
1689among Friends; I was drinking with my Mai
ster and
1690these Gentlemen, and therefore no maruaile though I be
1695
Frisc. Good-man Buttericke will you walke afore:
1699
Enter Uandalle.
1706
Enter Laurentia, Marina, Mathea, aboue.
1711
groot frinde.
1713Out alas, here's one of the Strangers.
1715may chaunce teach him a
strange tricke for his learning:
1720
Dutchman: what
shall we doe with him?
1721
Laure. Peace, let him not know, that you are heere: M.
1723be a
sleepe, and Ile make meanes we may come togeather
1729Why crowne him with a ----
1731we haue neuer a Signe at the dore, would not the ie
st proue
1732currant, to make the Dutchman supply that want.
1738him in talke, and weele prouide it whil
st.
1740doth my Father thinke that his vnkindnes can part you &
1741poore Laurentia? No, no, I haue found a drift to bring you
1742to my Chamber, if you haue but the heart to venter it.
1747ther hath the Keyes of the Dore.
1749
sal ick, wat segdy?
1752Put your selfe into that Basket, and I will draw you vp:
1753But no words I pray you, for feare my Si
ster heare you.
1755
Ick come.
1758
Mari. Merily then my Wenches.
1760any in the Basket but your selfe?
1763
Mari. Nor neuer are you like to climbe more higher:
1764Si
sters, the Woodcock's caught, the Foole is cag'd.
1767A wether beaten soldier an old wencher,
1768Thus to be ouer reach'd by three young Girles:
1773An Almonde for Parret, a Rope for Parret.
1777Disquiet not my father; if you doe,
1778Ile send you with a vengeance to the ground,
1780And ouer watching makes a wiseman madde,
1781Much more a foole, theres a Cu
shion for you,
1783
Laur. To lay your head on.
1795
Enter Pisaro.
1798That I might know, how my three Sonnes haue sped.
1799Now (afore God) my heart is passing light,
1800That I haue ouerreach'd the Engli
shmen:
1803When I was young; yet though my Haires be gray,
1804I haue a Young mans spirit to the death,
1805And can as nimbly trip it with a Girle,
1807Lord how the verie thought of former times,
1810Now to my Daughters, and their merrie night,
1811I hope Aluaro and his companie,
1812Haue read to them morall Philosophie,
1813And they are full with it: Heere Ile
stay,
1814And tarry till my gallant youths come foorth.
1815
Enter Haruie, Walgraue, and Heigham.
1816
Heigh. You mad-man, wild-oats, mad-cap, where art (thou?.
1817
Walg. Heere afore.
1819And if the Connie chaunce to mi
s
s
e her Burrough,
1821
Pisa. I know that voyce, or I am much deceiued.
1822
Heigh. Come, why loyter wee? this is the Dore:
1824
Walg. Come, let mee feele:
1828Yonder's Matheas Chamber with the light.
1832The Rogue is waking yet, to marre your sport.
1834
Enter Mathea alone.
1839Heare you Frenchman, packe to your Whores in Fraunce;
1840Though I am Portingale by the Fathers
side,
1842Yet goodman Goosecap, I will let you know,
1847
Har. The Wench hath tane him downe,
1848He hanges his head.
1850Harke you a word or two good Mi
stris Matt,
1851Did you appoynt your Friends to meete you heere,
1852And being come, tell vs of Whores in Fraunce,
1854A Mongrill, halfe a Dogge and half a Bitch;
1855
With Tran-dido, Dil-dido, and I know not what?
1856Heare you, if you'le run away with Ned,
1857And be content to take me as you find me,
1859Youle change your Ned to be a Frenchmans Trull?
1861
bon fortune
1863Say truly, Art thou my Ned? art thou my Loue?
1865You make me sweare.
1866
Enter aboue Marina.
1868
Haru. Marina.
1870
Enter Laurentia.
1872
Math. Ned is.
1874
Heigh. Laurentia, heere.
1875
Laur. Yfayth thou'rt welcome.
1876
Heigh. Better cannot Fall.
1878
Mari. As much to mine.
1879
Laur. Nay Gentles, welcome all.
1881With welcome, and kind words, whil
st other Lads
1883Good Girls, I promise you I like you well.
1885That Leacher, which my Sire appoynts my man;
1886I meane that wanton base Italian,
1888That anticke Ape trickt vp in fa
shion?
1889Had the A
s
s
e come, I'de learne him, difference been
1890Betwixt an Engli
sh
Gentleman and him.
1892If he
should come?
1896Hee
slauers not his Fingers, wipes his Bill,
1898That I am almo
st madd to bide his woeing.
1901And to our Loues: Will you performe your words;
1903To ioyne as hearts in hearts, our hands in hands;
1904Night fauours vs, the thing is quickly done,
1905Then tru
s
s
e vp bagg and Bagages, and be gone:
1906And ere the morninge, to augment your ioyes,
1907Weele make you mothers of
sixe goodly Boyes.
1909
Walg. But Ile get three, and if I gette not foure.
1911Your father thought him well, when one he had,
1913wordes?
1915Wee say we loue you, and that loues fayre breath
1916Shall lead vs with you round about the Earth:
1917And that our loues, vowes, wordes, may all proue true,
1919
Walg. This workes like waxe, now ere to morrow day,
1920If you two ply it but as well as I,
1921Weele worke our landes out of Pisaros Daughters:
1922And cansell all our bondes in their great Bellies,
1924
Matt. Sweete hart.
1925
Walg. Matt.
1926
Mathe. Where art thou.
1927
Pisa. Here.
1929
Walg. The Diuell he is.
1931
Pisa. Good morrow? now tell I you Gentlemen,
1932You wrong and moue my patience ouermuch,
1933What will you Rob me, Kill me, Cutte my Throte:
1938Newgate hath rome, theres law enough in England,
1941Learne to be thriftie, learne to keepe your Lands,
1944you doe?
1945Haue you not Land in Morgage for your mony,
1947Frette not, Fume not, neuer bende the Browe:
1948You take Tenn in the hundred more then Law,
1949We can complayne, extortion,
simony,
1950Newgate hath Rome, thers Law enough in England.
1951
Heigh. Prethe haue done.
1952
Walg. Prethy me no Prethies.
1953Here is my wife, Sbloud touch her, if thou dar
st,
1954Hear
st thou, Ile lie with her before thy face,
1956What you old craftie Fox you.
1959Whers Mowche, charge my Musket, bring me my Bill,
1961
Enter Anthony.
1962I am a Fox with you, well Iack sawce,
1964
Exeunt Pisaro and Daughters.
1965In baggages, Mowche make fa
st the doore.
1966
Walg. A vengeance on ill lucke,
1968But bridle anger with wise gouernment.
1969
Heigh. Whom? Anthony our friend, Ah now our hopes,
1970Are found too light to ballance our ill happes.
1972Is not deuoyde of meanes to helpe his Friends.
1974Ile lay my life twas hee that fainde to
sleepe,
1976Oh God, had I but knowne him; if I had,
1977I would haue writt such Letters with my Sword
1978Vpon the bald skin of his parching pate,
1981But I haue in the deapth of my conceit
1982Found out a more materiall
strategem:
1985You Mai
ster Heigham, hie you to your Chamber,
1987Will in the morning earely vi
sit you;
1990Yf you remember, once I told a ie
st,
1991How feigning to be
sicke, a Friend of mine
1993That counterfeited humor mu
st you play;
1997Sickly and sadly bid the churle good night;
1998I heare him at the Window, there he is.
1999
Enter Pisaro aboue.
2000Now for a tricke to ouerreach the Diuell.
2002And then to make amends, you giue hard words:
2003H'ath been a friend to you; nay more, a Father:
2007None but my Daughters
sir, hanges for your tooth:
2010Who
singes the wofull accents of his end.
2011I doe confe
s
s
e I loue; then let not loue
2012Proue the sad engine of my liues remooue:
2015As euery Plant takes vertue of the Sunne;
2016So from her Eyes, this life and beeing sprung:
2018Death for Earth gapes, and Earth to Death obeyes:
2020Bore Deaths true image on the Word ingrauen;
2021Which as it flue mixt with Heauens ayerie breath,
2022Summond the dreadfull Sessions of my death:
2023I leaue thee to thy wi
sh, and may th'euent
2024Prooue equall to thy hope and hearts content.
2025
Marina to that hap, that happie
st is;
2026My Body to the Graue, my Soule to bli
s
s
e.
2027Haue I done well?
Exit Haruie.
2028
Antho. Excellent well in troth.
2029
Pisar. I, goe; I, goe: your words moue me as much,
2032
Aluaro & his other Friends, Ile downe & let them in.
Exit.
2033
Enter Belman, Frisco, Vandalle, Delion, & Aluaro.
2035
Bel. Why know you not Croched-friers, where be your (wits?
2037you dat, me sal troble you no farre.
2038
Bell. I thanke you Gentlemen, good night:
2040
Frisc. Farewell Buttericke, what a Clowne it is:
2041Come on my mai
sters merrily, Ile knocke at the dore.
2043Blockhead our man? had he not been,
2044They might haue hanged them-selues,
2045For nay Wenches they had hit vpon:
2046Good morrow, or good den, I know not whether.
2049
Enter Pisaro below.
2051You trifle time at home about vaine toyes,
2054Had well-ny mated you, and mee, and all;
2055The Dores were open, and the Girles abroad,
2056Their Sweet-hearts ready to receiue them to:
2057And gone forsooth they had been, had not I
2059But I haue coopt them vp, and so will keepe them.
2062How now, where's Uandalle?
2064Mai
ster Mendall you meane, doe you not?
2067Did I not send thee to my Sonne Vandalle?
2069ber, and wee were comming hitherward, and he was very
2070hot, and bade me carry his Cloake; and I no sooner had it,
2071but he (being very light) firkes me downe on the left hand,
2077
Pisa. Hoyda, why yet you went both together.
2078
Fris
. Ah no, we went cleane contrary one from another.
2080On which hand turnd yee?
2083turnd one way.
2090Now for a Figure: Out alas, what's yonder?
2092
Fris
. Hoyda, hoyda, a Basket: it turnes, hoe.
2094Goe looke about the House; where are our weapons?
2095
What might this meane?
2096
Frisc. Looke, looke, looke; there's one in it, he peeps out:
2097Is there nere a Stone here to hurle at his Nose.
2099with a Stone? How now, who's there, who are you
sir?
2101
all, it's M. Mendall: how got he vp thither?
2104Basket?
2107little Basket: Ic prey helpe dene.
2109Bi
shops gate, gaping, and a great Face, and a great Head,
2110and no Body.
2111
Pisa. Why how now Sonne, what haue your Adamants
2112Drawne you vp so farre, and there left you hanging
2113Twixt Heauen and Earth like Mahomets Sepulchre?
2115That plagu'd him here, like Tantalus in Hell,
2116To touch his Lippes like the de
sired Fruite,
2117And then to snatch it from his gaping Chappes.
2121Goddie Vader,
2122
Pisa. Helpe you, but how?
2123
Frisc. Cut the Rope.
2125And if I can, Ile let him downe to you.
Exit Anthony.
2128If you
should fall; as how youle doe I know not,
2129Birlady I
should doubt me of my Sonne:
2130Pray to the Rope to hold: Art thou there Mouche?
2131
Enter Anthony aboue.
2135And let's see, how hele tumble.
2137Let him downe,
2138What, with a Cu
shion too? why you prouided
2139To lead your life as did Diogines;
2140And for a Tubb, to creepe into a Basket.
2143
Frisc. M. Mendall, you are welcome out of the Basket:
2145
Vand. Oh skellum, you run away from me.
2148we come from Bucklers-Burie into Corn-Wale, and I had
2149taken the Cloake,then you
should haue turnd downe on
2152an A
s
s
e.
2154You a
s
s
e, you Dolt, why led you him through Corn-hill,
2155Your way had been to come through Canning
streete.
2160not tell very well, which way we went.
2161
Pisa. Sirra I owe for this a Cudgelling:
2163And for I see Uandalle quakes for cold,
2164This night accept your Lodginges in my house,
2165And in the morning forward with your marriage.
2167
Exeunt.
2168
Enter the three Si
sters.
2169
Laur. Nay neuer weepe Marina for the matter,
2172Being in the very hight of my de
sire?
2174Nay more, euen at the doore, and Haruies armes
2175Spred as a Rayne-bow ready to receiue me,
2176And then my Father meete vs: Oh God, oh God:
2179Nor tis not father, friends, nor any one,
2180Shall make me wed the man I cannot loue:
2181Ile haue my will ynfayth, y'fayth I will.
2183My father meanes to wed vs in the morning,
2186I and his reason too, we are no fooles,
2187Or Babes neither, to be fedde with words.
2189
Math. I will.
2190
Mari. No I.
2192
Mari. Yes, yes I warrant you, that humours left,
2194And anger him I feare, ere I haue done.
2195
Enter Anthony.
2197Now helpe vs Gentle Anthony, or neuer.
2199Say, where were you going?
2200
Laur. Euen to our father,
2201To know what he intendes to doe with vs.
2203To marry you to.
2204
Mari. The Strangers.
2205
Antho. Yfayth he is.
2207
Frenchman, be sure weele plucke a Crow together,
2208Before you force mee giue my hand at Church.
2213The Dores are lockt, your Father keepes the Keye,
2215Yet haue I plotted, and deuis'd a drift,
2216To fru
strate your intended mariages,
2218
Laurentia, ere the mornings light appeare,
2220
}
Math.
2221
Anthony, what of vs? What
shall we weare?
2222
Mari.
2228You will haue Haruie, you Heigham, and you Ned;
2229You shall haue all your wi
sh, or be I dead:
2231Then once re
straine a Woman of her will.
2234To helpe my Counrimen I ca
st about,
2236Sweete re
st dwell heere, and frightfull feare obiure,
2238For ere againe dull night the dull eyes charmes,
2239Each one
shall fould her Husband in her armes:
2240Which if it chaunce, we may auouch it
still,
2241Women & Maydes will alwayes haue their will.
Exeunt.
2242
Enter Pisaro and Frisco.
2243
Pisa. Are Wood & Coales brought vp to make a fire?
2244Is the meate spitted ready to lie downe:
2245For Bakemeates Ile haue none, the world's too hard:
2246There's Geese too, now I remember mee;
2247Bid Mawdlin lay the Giblets in Pa
st,
2248Here's nothing thought vpon, but what I doe.
2250Let none come in I charge, were he my Father,
2252
Frisc. She is come ynfayth.
2253
Pisa. Who is come?
2256
Frisc. Hang him, if he keepe out a Wench:
2257Yf the Wench keepe not out him, so it is.
2258
Enter Walgraue in Womans attire.
2260I little thought you would haue come to night;
2262What, doth your Mother mende? doth
she recouer?
2266One might doe good on her; the fle
sh is frayle,
2268Were able to change Age to hot de
sire:
2269Harke you Sweet-heart,
2270To morrow are my Daughters to be wedde,
2271I pray you take the paines to goe with them.
2274Such company as you my Daughters want,
2275Maydes mu
st grace Maydes, when they are married:
2276I
st not a merry life (thinkes thou) to wed,
2277For to imbrace, and be imbrac'd abed.
2279Heere's an old Ferret Pol-cat.
2280
Pisa. You may doe, if youle follow mine aduice;
2281I tell thee Mouse, I knew a Wench as nice:
2283That thought (alas good heart) Loue was a toy,
2284Vntill (well, that time is gon and pa
st away)
2285But why speake I of this: Harke yee Sweeting,
2286There's more in Wedlocke, then the name can
shew;
2287And now (birlady) you are ripe in yeares:
2288And yet take heed Wench, there lyes a Pad in Straw;
2289
Walg. Old Fornicator, had I my Dagger,
2290Ide breake his Co
stard.
2292Con
stant abiding graceth none but Age:
2295Youth's vnregarded, and vnhonoured:
2296An auncient Man doth make a Mayde a Matron:
2299(Oh old lu
st will you neuer let me goe.)
2301How Husbands, honored yeares, long card-for wealth,
2303Doth grace the Mayde, that thus is made a Wife,
2306And scratch out his eyes:
2307For as long as he can see me, hele nere let me goe.
2310
Enter Anthony.
2311How now Mowche, be the Girles abed?
2313but onely tarrieth for her bed-fellow.
2317Thinke but what ioy is neere your bed-fellow,
2318Such may be yours; take counsaile of your Pillow:
2319To morrow weele talke more; and so good night,
2320Thinke what is sayd, may bee, if all hit right.
2322I thinke I haue deseru'd his Daughters bed.
2324You keepe vnknowne, till you be laide to re
st:
2325And then a good hand speed you.
2326
Walg. Tut, nere feare mee,
2329
speake for laughing: Lord what a Dialogue hath there bin
2330betweene Age and Youth. You do good on her? euen as
2331much as my Dutchman will doe on my young Mi
stris:
2333to helpe him, for Ile lay my Cappe to two Pence, that hee
2335bed to her: Marry for the Italian, he is of an other humor,
2336for there'le be no dealings with him, till midnight; for hee
2338no body: hee hath been but a little while at our House, yet
2342
Frenchman, Oh hee is a forward Lad, for heele no sooner
2343come from the Church, but heele fly to the Chamber; why
2345like an apt Scholler, heele be ready to sell his old Booke to
2346buye him a new. Oh the generation of Languages that
2347our House will bring foorth: why euery Bedd will haue a
2349written vpon it in faire Cappitall letters, Heere lay, and so
2350foorth.
2355at smelling out a Pin-fold, that I know: well, take heede,
2356you may happes pick vp Wormes so long, that at length
2359inges are taken vp already, and there's not a Dog-kennell
2360empty for a
strange Worme to breed in.
2361
Enter Anthony.
2362
Antho. The day is broke; Mathea and young Ned,
2364That none in London can forbid the Banes.
2365
Laurentia
she is neere prouided for:
2366So that if Haruies pollicie but hold,
2367Elce-wheare the Strangers may goe seeke them Wiues:
2368But heere they come.
2369
Enter Pisaro and Browne.
2371Harke you Mowche, hie you to Church,
2372Bid M. Bewford be in readine
s
s
e:
2373Where goe you, that way?
2375
Pisa. Oh tis well: and M. Browne,
2379I come (I thinke) to bring you welcome newes,
2380
Pisa. And welcome newes,
2381More welcome makes the bringer:
2382Speake, speake, good M. Browne, I long to heare them.
2384Full weake and
sickly came vnto his lodging,
2385From whence this suddaine mallady proceedes:
2386Tis all vncertaine, the Doctors and his Friends
2387Affirme his health is vnrecouerable:
2388Young Heigham and Ned Walgraue lately left him,
2389And I came hither to informe you of it.
2391The newes bites neere the Bone: for
should he die,
2392His Liuing morgaged would be redeemed,
2393For not these three months doth the Bond beare date:
2394Die now, marry God in heauen defend it;
2396And which is wor
st, I dare not aske mine owne,
2397For I take two and twenty in the hundred,
2398When the Law giues but ten: But
should he liue,
2399Hee carele
s
s
e would haue left the debt vnpaide,
2400Then had the Lands been mine Pisaros owne,
2402
Brow. Nay heare mee out.
2403
Pisa. You'r out too much already,
2404Vnle
s
s
e you giue him life, and mee his Land.
2405
Brow. Whether tis loue to you, or to your Daughter,
2406I know not certaine; but the Gentleman
2407Hath made a deed of gift of all his Lands,
2408Vnto your beautious Daughter faire Marina.
2410A good thing cannot be too often spoken:
2412Or Mary, Margery; or some other Mayde?
2413
Brow. To none but your Daughter faire Marina;
2414And for the gift might be more forcible,
2416(Who is a witne
s
s
e of young Haruies Will)
2417Sicke as hee is, to bring him to your house:
2418I know they are not farre, but doe attende,
2419That they may know, what welcome they
shall haue.
2421Giuen to the poore condemned Prisoner:
2423Say it, nay sweare it; for they'r welcome truly:
2424For welcome are they to mee which bring Gold.
2425See downe who knockes; it may be there they are:
2427Where's Mowche; what, is he gon or no?
2428
Enter Laurentia in Anthonies attire.
2429Oh heare you
sirra, bring along with you
2431
Laur. Many Balaros I; Ile to my Loue:
2432And thankes to Anthony for this escape.
2433
Pisa. Stay, take vs with you. Harke, they knocke againe,
2434Come my soules comfort, thou good newes bringer,
2436
Enter Haruie brought in a Chaire, Moore, Browne,
2437
Aluaro, Vandalle, Delion, and Frisco.
2438
Pisa. Lift softly (good my friends) for hurting him.
2440Harke M. Vandalle, and my other Sonnes,
2442But inwardly reioyce. Mai
ster Uandalle,
2443Signor Aluaro, Mon
sieur Delion,
2444Bid my Friend welcome, pray bid him welcome:
2445Take a good heart; I doubt not (by Gods leaue)
2446You
shall recouer and doe well enough:
2450What thinke you M. Moore, what say you to't?
2453Then let him
straight be wedded to your Daughter;
2455When now (beeing nor kith nor kin to him)
2456For all the deed of Gift, that he hath seald,
2457His younger Brother will inioy the Land.
2458
Pisa. Marry my Daughter: no birlady.
2459Heare you Aluaro, my Friend counsaile mee,
2461To marry him incontinent to my Daughter.
2463Marry and hee recouer; no my Sonne,
2464I will not loose thy loue, for all this Land.
2470world.
2471
Pisa. Aluaro, here's my Keyes, take all I haue,
2472My Money, Plate, Wealth, Iewels, Daughter too:
2473Now God be thanked, that I haue a Daughter,
2474worthy to be Aluaroes bedfellow:
2475Oh how I doe admire and prayse thy wit,
2477
Enter Marina and Frisco.
2479come, yet he can doe you no good; there's no remedy but
2480euen to put your selfe into the hands of the Italian, that by
2481that time that he hath pa
st his grouth, young Haruie will
2484How my heart ioyes: Oh God, get I my will,
2486I need not faine, for I could weepe for ioy.
2489Comes from a
single heart vnfaynedly,
2490See heere my Daughter, her I make thine owne:
2492I freely yeeld Marina for thy Wife.
2494My soule, is labouring for a higher place,
2495Then this vaine tran
sitorie world can yeeld:
2496What, would you wed your Daughter to a Graue?
2497For this is but Deaths modell in mans
shape:
2498You and Aluaro happie liue togeather:
2499Happy were I, to see you liue togeather.
2502And ble
s
s
e you (not a day to liue togeather.)
2511
Haru. Nay Father, nothing doth remaine, but thankes:
2513Yet loude my Lands, and for them gaue a Wife.
2514But next, vnto Aluaro let me turne,
2515To courtious gentle louing kind Aluaro,
2516That rather then to see me die for loue,
2517For very loue, would loose his beawtious Loue.
2518
Uand. Ha, ha, ha.
2522
core, ô suen curato ate, I che longo sei tu arriuato, ô cieli, ô terra.
2523
Pisa. Am I awake? or doe deluding Dreames
2525
Haru. Nay fayth Father, it's very certaine true,
2526I am as well as any man on earth:
2529Did not you counsaile mee to wed my Childe?
2530What Potion? Where's your helpe, your remedy.
2531
Haru. I hope more happy Starres will reigne to day,
2532And don Aluaro haue more company.
2533
Enter Anthonie.
2536
Haruie ioyes Moll: my Dutchman and the French,
2537Thinking all sure, laughs at Aluaros hap;
2538But quickly I
shall marre that merrie vaine,
2539And make your Fortunes equall with your Friends.
2544Did not I bid thee bring him, with the Parson?
2545What answere made hee, will hee come or no?
2547I neither went for him, nor for the Parson:
2549
Pisa. Hence you forgetfull dolt:
2550Looke downe who knockes?
Exit Antho.
2551
Enter Frisco.
2555
rentia is run away.
2557
Laurentia gaen awech?
2559Tell mee of Doomes-day, tell mee what you will,
2560Before you say Laurentia is gone.
2563Looke not so heauie on your marriage day.
2565That is a Bridegroome, and yet wants his Bride.
2566
Enter Heigham, Laurentia, Balsaro, & Anthony.
2569This morne I made repaire vnto the Tower,
2570Where as Laurentia now was married:
2572Yet in your absence, wee perform'd the rites:
2573Therefore I pray
sir, bid God giue them ioy.
2574
Heigh. He tels you true, Laurentia is my Wife;
2577Are come to beare them company to Church.
2578
Haru. You come too late, the Mariage rites are done:
2579Yet welcome twenty-fold vnto the Fea
st.
2581These Wenches would haue vs, and none of you.
2583This loues a Cu
shion better then a Wife.
2587
Pisa. Anger, and extreame griefe enforceth mee.
2588Pray
sir, who bade you meete me at the Tower?
2593Fetch me an Officer, Ile hamper you,
2594And make you
sing at Bride-well for this tricke:
2596He went not foorth a dores at my appoyntment.
2598
Bals
. Why arrant lyer, wert thou not with mee?
2603I was that Mowche that you sent from home:
2604And that same Mowche that deceiued you,
2606Which to attaine, I thus be guil'd you all.
2607
Frisc. This is excellent, this is as fine as a Fiddle: you
2608M. Heigham got the Wench in Mowches apparell; now let
2609
Mowche put on her apparell, and be married to the Dutch-
2610
man: How thinke you, is it not a good vize?
2615Tis well that of all three, wee haue one sure.
2621
Moor. You are deceiu'd, my Daughter lay not heere,
2625What man, t'was late before
she went to bed,
2626And therefore time enough to rise againe.
2628I well perceiue if I had troubled you,
2632Tis more then neighbour-hood to vse me thus.
2634Did not I let her in adores my selfe,
2635Spoke to her, talk'd with her, and canua
st with her;
2644
shot the Gout out of his Toes endes, to make the Wench
2645beleeue he had one tricke of youth in him. Yet now I re-
2653Plaine folkes (as I)
shall not know how to liue.
2654
Enter Frisco.
2656
Enter Mathea and Walgraue in Womans attire.
2658Good morrow, Father; Good morrow Gentlemen:
2660But euen plaine Ned: and heere
stands Matt my Wife.
2661Know you her Frenchman? But
she knows me better.
2662Father, pray Father, let mee haue your blessing,
2663For I haue ble
st you with a goodly Sonne;
2664Tis breeding heere yfayth, a iolly Boy.
2667Giue mee my Child, giue mee my Daughter from you.
2669And fume, and
storme, it little now auayles:
2670These Gentlemen haue with your Daughters helpe,
2673Turne hate to loue, and let them haue their Loues,
2675Doe what we can, Women will haue their Will.
2676Gentlemen, you haue outreacht mee now,
2677Which nere before you, any yet could doe:
2678You, that I thought
should be my Sonnes indeed,
2680Others haue got, what you did thinke to gaine;
2681And yet beleeue mee, they haue tooke some paine.
2682Well, take them, there; and with them, God giue ioy.
2683And Gentlemen, I doe intreat to morrow,
2685Though you are wedded, yet the Fea
st's not made:
2687And heapes of ioy will follow on as fa
st.
2688
FINIS.