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  • Title: Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)
  • Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Author: William Haughton
    Editor: Natalie Aldred
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    Englishmen For My Money (Quarto 1, 1616)

    A Woman will haue her will.
    haue the braue st sport: Oh braue, Ile haue the gallente st
    1250 sport: Oh come; now if I can hold behinde, while I may
    laugh a while, I care not: Ha, ha, ha.

    Enter Anthonie.
    Antho. Why how now Frisco, why laughe st thou so har- (tily?>
    Frisc. Laugh M. Mouse: Laugh, ha, ha, ha.
    1255 Antho. Laugh, why should I laugh? or why art thou so (merry?
    Frisc. Oh mai ster Mouse, mai ster Mouse, it would make
    any Mouse, Ratte, Catte, or Dogge, laugh to thinke, what
    sport we shall haue at our house sone at night: Ile tell you,
    all, my young Mi stre s s es sent me after M. Heigham and his
    1260friendes, to pray them come to our house after my old
    Mai ster was a bed: Now I went, and I went; and I runne,
    and I went: and whome should I meete, but my Mai ster
    and M. Pisaro and the Strangers; so my Mai ster very wor-
    shipfully (I mu st needs say) examined me whither I went
    1265now? I dur st not tell him an vntruth, for feare of lying, but
    told him plainely and hone stly mine arrande: Now who
    would thinke my Mai ster had such a mon strous plaguie
    witte, hee was as glad as could be; out of all scotch and
    notch glad, out of all count glad? and so sirra he bid the
    1270three Vplandi sh-men come in their steades and woe my
    young Mi stre s s es: Now it made mee so laugh to thinke
    how they will be cousend, that I could not follow my Mai-
    ster: But Ile follow him, I know he is gone to the Tauerne
    in his merry humor: Now if you will keepe this as secret
    1275as I haue done hitherto, wee shall haue the braue st sport
    soone as can be. I mu st be gone, say nothing.
    Antho. Well it is so:
    And we will haue good sport, or it shall go hard;
    This mu st the Wenches know, or all is marde.
    1280 Enter the three Si sters.
    Harke you Mis. Moll, Mis. Laurentia, Mis. Matt,
    I haue such newes (my Girles) will make you smile.
    Marin.