An humorous
1029Iaq. Faith
some of them bee
so hard to plea
se,
finding
1030fault with your cheere, and di
scommending your wine,
1031saying, they fare better at Verones for halfe the mony.
1032Boy. Be
sides, if there be any cheboules in your napkins,
1033they
say your no
se or ours haue dropt on them, and then
1034they throw them about the hou
se.
1035Uer. But the
se bee small faultes, you may beare with
1036them, young Gentlemen and wilde heades will be doing.
1038Maid. Come, who
se wit was it to couer in this roome,
1039name in the of God I trowee.
1040Boy. Why I hope this roome is as faire as the other.
1041Maid. In your fooli
sh opinion: you might haue tolde a
1042wi
se body
so, and kept your
selfe a foole
still.
1043Boy. I cry you mercie, how bitter you are in your pro
- 1045Maid. So bitter I am
sir.
1046Uer. O
sweet
Sateena I dare not
say I loue thee.
1047Iaq. Mu
st you controule vs you proud baggage you?
1048Maid. Baggage? you are a knaue to call me baggage.
1049Iaq. A knaue? my mai
ster
shall know that.
1050Ver. I will not
see them.
1051Iaq. Mai
ster, here is your Maid v
ses her
selfe
so
saw
si- 1052ly, that one hou
se
shall not holde vs two long, God wil
- 1054Uer. Come hither hu
swife. Pardon mee
sweete
Iace- 1055nan, I mu
st make an angry face outwardly, though I smile
1057Maid. Say what you will to me
sir.
1058Ver. O you are a
fine Go
ssip, can I not keepe hone
st 1059seruants in my hou
se, but you mu
st controule them? you
1060mu
st be their mi
stres.
1061Maid. Why I did but take vp the cloth, becau
se my mi
- 1062stre
sse would haue the dinner in an other roome, and hee