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- Edition: The Honest Whore, Part 2
The Honest Whore, Part 2 (Modern)
- Introduction
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: Acknowledgements
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: Abbreviations
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: Introduction
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: Analysis of the Plays
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: The Plays in Performance
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: Textual Introduction
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- The Honest Whore, Parts 1 and 2: Appendices
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- Texts of this edition
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2181.1[4.3]
Let who will come, my noble chevalier; I can but 2184play the kind host and bid 始em welcome.
We始ll trouble your house, Mattheo, but as Dutchmen 2186do in taverns: drink, be merry, and be gone.
[Aside] Indeed, if you be right Dutchmen, if you fall to 2188drinking, you must be gone.
The worst is, my wife is not at home. But we始ll fly 2190high, my generous knight, for all that. There始s no music 2191when a woman is in the consort.
[Aside] No, for she始s like a pair of virginals,
See, the covey is sprung.
Save you, gallants.
Happily encountered, sweet bloods.
Gentlemen, you all know Signor Candido, the 2199linen-draper, he that始s more patient than a brown baker upon 2200the day when he heats his oven and has forty scolds 2201about him.
Yes, we know him all. What of him?
Would it not be a good fit of mirth to make a piece 2204of English cloth of him, and to stretch him on the tenters 2205till the threads of his own natural humour crack, by 2206making him drink healths, tobacco, dance, sing bawdy songs, 2207or to run any bias according as we think good to cast him?
始Twere a morris dance worth the seeing.
But the old fox is so crafy we shall hardly hunt him out 2210of his den.
To that train I ha始 given fire already, and the hook 2212to draw him hither is to see certain pieces of lawn 2213which I told him I have to sell, and indeed have such. – Fetch 2214them down, Pacheco.
Yes, sir; I始m your water-spaniel, and will fetch 2216anything. [Aside] But I始ll fetch one dish of meat anon shall turn your 2217stomach, and that始s a constable.
4.3.16.1Exit.
How now, how now?
What galley-foist is this?
Peace! Two dishes of stewed prunes: a bawd and a 2222pander. – My worthy Lieutenant Bots! Why, now I see thou始rt 2223a man of thy word. Welcome. – Welcome, Mistress Horseleech. – 2224Pray, gentlemen, salute this reverend matron.
4.3.19.1[They kiss her.]
Thanks to all your worships.
I bade a drawer send in wine, too. Did none come 2227along with thee, grannam, but the lieutenant?
None came along with me but Bots, if it like you 2229worship.
Who the pox should come along with you but Bots?
O, brave! March fair!
Are you come? That始s well.
Here始s ordnance able to sack a city.
Come, repeat, read this inventory.
Imprimis, a pottle of Greek wine, a pottle of 2237Peter-sameene, a pottle of Charneco, and a pottle of 2238Leatica.
You始re paid?
Yes, sir.
4.3.30.1Exeunt Vintners.
So shall some of us be anon, I fear.
Here始s a hot day towards. But zounds, this is the 2243life out of which a soldier sucks sweetness. When this 2244artillery goes off roundly, some must drop to the ground [Pointing at each of the pottles in turn]: 2245cannon, demi-cannon, saker, and basilisk.
Give fire, lieutenant.
[Pouring out wine] So, so. Must I venture first upon the breach? To you 2248all, gallants; Bots sets upon you all.
4.3.34.1[He drinks.]
It始s hard, Bots, if we pepper not you as well as 2250you pepper us.
4.3.35.1[They drink.]
My noble linen-draper! – Some wine! – Welcome, 2253old lad.
You始re welcome, signor.
[To him] These lawns, sir?
Presently. My man is gone for them. [Indicating the wine] We ha始 rigged 2257a fleet, you see here, to sail about the world.
A dangerous voyage, sailing in such ships.
There始s no casting overboard yet.
[To Horseleech] Because you are an old lady, I will have you be 2261acquainted with this grave citizen. Pray bestow your lips 2262upon him, and bid him welcome.
Any citizen shall be most welcome to me. [She kisses Candido and addresses him.] I 2264have used to buy ware at your shop.
It may be so, good madam.
Your prentices know my dealings well. I trust 2267your good wife be in good case. If it please you, bear her a 2268token from my lips, by word of mouth.
4.3.45.1[She kisses him.]
I pray, no more! Forsooth, 始tis very well;
[Talking apart to Lodovico] Sir, a word –
4.3.49Is she a lady?
A woman of good house, and an ancient. She始s a 2273bawd.
A bawd?
[To Mattheo] Sir, I始ll steal hence, and see your 2275lawns
4.3.52Some other time.
Steal out of such company? Pacheco, my man, is 2277but gone for 始em. – Lieutenant Bots, drink to this worthy old 2278fellow, and teach him to fly high.
Swagger! And make him do始t on his knees.
How, Bots? Now bless me, what do I with Bots?
4.3.55.1[Bots pours out wine.]
Greybeard, goat始s pizzle, 始tis a health. Heave this [Indicating the wine] 2283in your guts, or this [Showing a dagger] there. I will sing a bawdy song, sir, 2284because your verjuice face is melancholy, to make liquor go 2285down glib. Will you fall on your marrowbones, and pledge 2286this health? 始Tis to my mistress, a whore.
Here始s ratsbane upon ratsbane, Master Bots.
4.3.61And shoot not in such pot-guns.
2290Bots
Cap, I始ll teach you.
To drink healths is to drink sickness. – 2292Gentlemen,
4.3.63Pray rescue me.
Zounds, who dare?
4.3.64.1[No one moves.]
We shall ha始 stabbing then?
I ha始 reckonings to cast up, good Master Bots.
[Giving him wine] This will make you cast 始em up better.
[To Candido] Why does your hand shake so?
The palsy, signors, danceth in my blood.
Pipe, with a pox, sir, then! Or I始ll make your blood 2300dance –
4.3.70.1[Touching his dagger]
Hold, hold, good Master Bots, I drink.
4.3.71.1[He kneels.]
2302All Gentlemen
To whom?
To the old countess there.
4.3.72.1[He drinks.]
To me, old boy? This is he that never drunk wine!
4.3.74.1[Candido slowly finishes the wine.]
[Aside] With much ado the poison is got down,
4.3.77.1[He rises.]
Hast been at gallows?
Yes, sir, for I make account to suffer today.
[To Candido] Look, signor, here始s the commodity.
Your price?
[Using his fingers] Thus.
No, too dear. [Using his fingers] Thus.
No. O, fie, you must fly higher! Yet take 始em home. 2317Trifles shall not make us quarrel. We始ll agree; you shall have 2318them, and a pennyworth. I始ll fetch money at your shop.
Be it so, good signor; send me going.
Going? [To Orlando] A deep bowl of wine for Signor Candido.
He would be going.
I始ll rather stay than go so. Stop your bowl.
How now?
Is始t Shrove Tuesday, that these ghosts walk?
What始s your business, sir?
From the Duke. You are the man we look for, 2328signor. I have warrant here from the Duke to apprehend 2329you upon felony for robbing two pedlars. I charge you 2330i始th始 Duke始s name, go quickly.
Is the wind turned? Well, this is that old wolf 2332my father-in-law. [To Orlando] Seek out your mistress, sirrah.
Yes, sir. [Aside] As shafts by piecing are made strong,
4.3.95.1Exit.
In troth, we are sorry.
Brave men must be crossed. Pish, it始s but Fortune始s 2337dice roving against me. [To the Constable] Come, sir, pray use me like a 2338gentleman; let me not be carried through the streets like a 2339pageant.
If these gentlemen please, you shall go along 2341with them.
Be始t so; come.
[To Bots] What are you, sir?
I, sir? Sometimes a figure, sometimes a cipher, as the 2345state has occasion to cast up her accounts. I始m a soldier.
Your name is Bots, is始t not?
Bots is my name; Bots is known to this company.
I know you are, sir. [Indicating Horseleech] What始s she?
A gentlewoman, my mother.
[To Billmen] Take 始em both along.
Me, sirrr?
Ay, sirrr.
If he swagger, raise the street.
Gentlemen, Gentlemen, whither will you drag us?
To the garden house. Bots, are we even with you?
To Bridewell with 始em!
You will answer this.
Better than a challenge. I have warrant for my 2359work, sir.
4.3.114.1Exeunt [Billmen with Bots and Mistress Horseleech].
We始ll go before.
Pray do. –
4.3.116.1Exeunt [all but Constable and Candido].
4.3.119In such a house?
2364Candido
Why, sir? What house, I pray?
Lewd and defamed.
2366Candido
Is始t so? Thanks, sir; I始m gone.
What have you there?
Lawns which I bought, sir, of the gentleman
2370Constable
And I have warrant here
Indeed?
2373Constable
So he始s the thief, you the receiver.
Me, sir? For what?
2376Constable
These goods are found upon you,
2378Candido
Must I so?
Constable
Most certain.
I始ll send for bail.
2380Constable
I dare not. Yet, because
4.3.131Be made a pointing-stock, but without guard
2383Candido
To Bridewell too?
No remedy.
2385Candido
Yes, patience. Being not mad,
4.3.135To Bridewell loving no whores.
2388Constable
You will buy lawn!
4.3.135.1Exeunt.