Digital Renaissance Editions

Authors: Thomas Dekker, Thomas Middleton
Editor: Joost Daalder
Peer Reviewed

The Honest Whore, Part 1 (Modern)

307.1[1.3]
[Enter] Gasparo the Duke, Doctor Benedict, [and] two Servants.
Duke
[To the Servants, who proceed to act as instructed.]
Give charge that none do enter; lock the doors.
310And, fellows, what your eyes and ears receive,
Upon your lives trust not the gadding air
To carry the least part of it. [To the Doctor] The glass,
The hour-glass.
Doctor
Here, my lord.
[He produces an hour-glass.]
Duke
Ah, 始tis near spent!
315But, Doctor Benedict, does your art speak truth?
Art sure the soporiferous stream will ebb,
And leave the crystal banks of her white body
Pure as they were at first, just at the hour?
Doctor
Just at the hour, my lord.
320Duke
[To Servants] Uncurtain her.
[Servants draw curtains. Infelice discovered on a bed.]
Softly! – See, doctor, what a coldish heat
Spreads over all her body.
Doctor
Now it works:
The vital spirits that by a sleepy charm
325Were bound up fast, and threw an icy crust
On her exterior parts, now 始gin to break.
Trouble her not, my lord.
Duke
[To Servants] Some stools.
[Servants set stools.]
You called
For music, did you not? [Music plays.] Oho, it speaks,
330It speaks! [To Servants] Watch, sirs, her waking: note those sands. –
Doctor, sit down.
[The Doctor and the Duke sit.]
A dukedom that should weigh
Mine own down twice, being put into one scale,
And that fond desperate boy Hippolito
Making the weight up, should not at my hands
335Buy her i始th始 tother, were her state more light
Than hers who makes a dowry up with alms.
Doctor, I始ll starve her on the Apennine
Ere he shall marry her. I must confess
Hippolito is nobly born – a man,
340Did not mine enemies始 blood boil in his veins,
Whom I would court to be my son-in-law;
But princes, whose high spleens for empery swell,
Are not with easy art made parallel.
2 Servants
She wakes, my lord.
Duke
Look, Doctor Benedict!
345[To Servants] I charge you on your lives, maintain for truth
Whate始er the doctor or myself aver,
For you shall bear her hence to Bergamo.
Infelice
[Wakening] O God, what fearful dreams!
Doctor
Lady!
Infelice
Ha!
350Duke
Girl!
Why, Infelice, how is始t now, ha? Speak.
Infelice
I始m well. – What makes this doctor here? – I始m well.
Thou wert not so even now. Sickness始 pale hand
Laid hold on thee even in the midst of feasting,
355And when a cup crowned with thy lover始s health
Had touched thy lips, a sensible cold dew
Stood on thy cheeks, as if that death had wept
To see such beauty alter.
Infelice
I remember
360I sat at banquet, but felt no such change.
Thou hast forgot, then, how a messenger
Came wildly in, with this unsavoury news,
That he was dead?
Infelice
What messenger? Who始s dead?
Hippolito. Alack, wring not thy hands.
Infelice
I saw no messenger, heard no such news.
Doctor
Trust me, you did, sweet lady.
Duke
La you now!
2 Servants
Yes indeed, madam.
Duke
La you now.
[Aside to Servants]
始Tis well, good knaves.
370Infelice
You ha始 slain him, and now you始ll murder me.
Good Infelice, vex not thus thyself.
Of this bad the report before did strike
So coldly to thy heart that the swift currents
Of life were all frozen up –
375Infelice
It is untrue.
始Tis most untrue, O most unnatural father!
And we had much to do by art始s best cunning
To fetch life back again.
Doctor
Most certain, lady.
Why, la you now, you始ll not believe me! [To Servants] Friends,
Sweat we not all? Had we not much to do?
2 Servants
Yes indeed, my lord, much.
Death drew such fearful pictures in thy face
That, were Hippolito alive again,
385I始d kneel and woo the noble gentleman
To be thy husband. Now I sore repent
My sharpness to him and his family.
Nay, do not weep for him; we all must die. –
Doctor, this place where she so oft hath seen
390His lively presence hurts her, does it not?
Doctor
Doubtless, my lord, it does.
Duke
It does, it does.
Therefore, sweet girl, thou shalt to Bergamo.
Infelice
Even where you will. In any place there始s woe.
A coach is ready. Bergamo doth stand
In a most wholesome air: sweet walks; there始s deer.
Ay, thou shalt hunt and send us venison,
Which like some goddess in the Cyprian groves
Thine own fair hand shall strike. – Sirs, you shall teach her
400To stand, and how to shoot; ay, she shall hunt. –
Cast off this sorrow. In, girl, and prepare
This night to ride away to Bergamo.
Infelice
O most unhappy maid!
Exit.
Duke
[To Servants] Follow her close.
405No words that she was buried, on your lives,
Or that her ghost walks now after she始s dead;
I始ll hang you if you name a funeral.
1 Servant
I始ll speak Greek, my lord, ere I speak that deadly word.
4102 Servant
And I始ll speak Welsh, which is harder than Greek.
Away, look to her.
Exeunt [Servants].
Doctor Benedict,
Did you observe how her complexion altered
Upon his name and death? O, would 始twere true!
Doctor
It may, my lord.
415Duke
May? How? I wish his death.
Doctor
And you may have your wish. Say but the word,
And 始tis a strong spell to rip up his grave.
I have good knowledge with Hippolito;
He calls me friend. I始ll creep into his bosom,
420And sting him there to death. Poison can do始t.
Perform it; I始ll create thee half mine heir.
Doctor
It shall be done, although the fact be foul.
Greatness hides sin. The guilt upon my soul!
Exeunt.