424Enter Castruchio, Pioratto, and Fluello. 425Cast: Signior
Pioratto,
signior
Fluello,
shalls be merry?
shalls
427Flu: I, any thing that may beget the childe of laughter.
428Cast: Truth I have a prettie
sportive conceit new crept into
429my braine, will moove excellent mirth.
430Pio: Let's ha't, let's ha't, and where
shall the
sceane of mirth (lie?
431Cast. At
signior
Candidoes hou
se, the patient man; nay the
432mon
strous patient man; they
say his bloud is immoveable, that
433he haz taken all patience
from a man, and all con
stancie
from
435Flu: That makes
so many whores nowadaies.
436Cast: I, and
so many knaves too.
438Cast: To conclude, the report goes, hee's
so milde,
so a
ffa
- 439ble,
so
su
ffering, that nothing indeede can move him: now do
440but thinke what
sport it will be to make this fellow (the mirror
441of patience) as angry, as vext, and as madde as an Engli
sh cuc
- 443Flu. O, t'were admirable mirth, that: but how wilt be done
445Cast: Let me alone, I have a tricke, a conceit, a thing, a de
- 446vi
se will
sting him yfaith, if he have but a thimble full of blood
447in's belly, or a
spleene not
so bigge as a taverne token.
448Pio: Thou
stirre him? thou moove him? thou anger him?
449alas, I know his approoved temper: thou vex him
? why hee
450haz a patience above mans iniuries: thou mai
st sooner rai
se a
spleene
The converted Curtezan.
451spleene in an Angell, than rough humour in him: why ile give
452you in
stance for it. This wonderfully temperd
signior
Candido 453vpon a time invited home to his hou
se certaine Neapolitane
454lords of curious ta
ste, and no meane pallats, conjuring his wife
455of all loves, to prepare cheere
fitting for
such honourable tren
- 456cher-men. She (ju
st of a womans nature, covetous to try the
457vttermo
st of vexation, and thinking at la
st to get the
starte of
458his humour,) willingly negle
cted the preparation, and became
459vnfurni
sht, not onely of daintie, but of ordinarie di
shes. He (ac
- 460cording to the mildene
sse of his brea
st,) entertained the lords,
461and with courtly di
scour
se beguiled the time (as much as a Cit
- 462tizen might do:) To conclude, they were hungry lordes, for
463there came no meate in; their
stomacks were plainely gulld,
464and their teeth deluded, and (if anger could have
seizd a man,)
465there was matter enough yfaith to vexe any Citizen in the
466world, if he were not too much made a foole by his wife.
467Flu: I, ile
sweare for't: sfoote, had it beene my ca
se, I
should
468ha plaide mad trickes with my wife and family:
fir
st I would
469ha
spitted the men,
stewd the maides, and bak't the mi
stre
sse,
470and
so
served them in.
471Pio: Why t'would ha tempted any blood but his,
472And thou to vexe him
? thou to anger him
473With
some poore
shallow je
st? 474Cast: Sblood
signior
Pioratto, (you that di
sparage my con
- 475ceit,) ile wage a hundred duckats vppon the head on't, that it
476mooves him,
frets him, and galles him.
477Pio: Done, tis a lay, ioyne golls on't: witnes
signior
Fluello.
478Cast: Witnes, tis done:
479Come, follow me; the hou
se is not farre o
ff,
480Ile thru
st him
from his humour, vex his brea
st,
481And win a hundred duckats by one je
st.
Exeunt.