C 2 Enter
The Honest Whore.
602Enter Bellafront and Matheo. 603Bell. Oh my
sweet Husband, wert thou in thy graue, and
604art aliue agen? O welcome, welcome.
605Mat. Doe
st know me? my cloake prethee lay't vp. Yes
606faith, my winding
sheete was taken out of Lauender, to be
607stucke with Ro
semary, I lackt but the knot here, or here;
608yet if I had had it, I
should ha made a wry mou h at the
609world like a Play
se: but
sweete
st villaine, I am here now, and
610I will talke with thee
soone.
611Bel. And glad am I th'art here.
612Mat. Did the
se heeles caper in
shackles? A my little
613plumpe rogue, Ile beare vp for all this, and
flye hye.
Catzo 616Mat. What
saye
st, what
saye
st? Oh braue
fre
sh ayre, a pox
617on the
se Grates and gingling of Keyes, and rattling of Iron,
618Ile beare vp, Ile
flye hye wench, hang To
sse.
619Bel. Matheo, prethee make thy pri
son thy gla
sse,
620And in it view the wrinkles, and the
scarres,
621By which thou wert dis
figured, viewing them, mend them.
622Mat. Ile goe vi
sit all the mad rogues now, and the good
624Bel. Thou doe
st not heare me?
626Bel. Thou ha
st beene in the hands of mi
sery, and tane
strong
627Phy
sicke, prethee now be
sound.
628Mat. Yes. S'foot, I wonder how the in
side of a Tauerne
629lookes now. Oh when
shall I bizle, bizle?
630Bel. Nay
see, th'art thir
sty
still for poy
son, come, I will
631not haue thee
swagger.
632Mat. Hone
st Apes face.
633Bel. 'Tis that
sharpned an axe to cut thy throate.
634Good Loue, I would not haue thee
sell thy
sub
stance
635And time (worth all) in tho
se damned
shops of Hell;
636Tho
se Dycing hou
ses, that
stand neuer well,
But
The Honest Whore.
637But when they
stand mo
st ill, that foure-
squared
sinne
638Has almo
st lodg'd vs in the beggers Inne.
639Be
sides (to
speake which euen my
soule does grieue)
640A
sort of Rauens haue hung vpon thy
sleeue,
641And fed vpon thee: good
Mat. (if you plea
se)
so ba
se as
642Scorne to
spread wing among
st the
se;
643By them thy fame is
speckled, yet it
showes
644Cleare among
st them;
so Crowes are faire with Crowes.
645Cu
stome in
sinne, giues
sinne a louely dye.
646Blackne
sse in Mores is no deformity.
647Mat. Bellafront,
Bellafront, I prote
st to thee, I
sweare, as I
648hope my
soule, I will turne ouer a new leafe, the pri
son I
649confe
sse has bit me, the be
st man that
sayles in
such a Ship,
650may be low
sy.
651Bel. One knockes at doore.
652Mat. Ile be the Porter: they
shall
see, a Iayle cannot hold
653a braue
spirit, Ile
flye hye.
Exit. 654Bel. How wilde is his behauiour! oh, I feare
655He's
spoyld by pri
son, he's halfe damned comes there,
656But I mu
st sit all
stormes: when a full
sayle his
657Fortunes
spred, he loued me: being now poore,
658Ile beg for him, and no wife can doe more.
659Enter Matheo, and Orlando like a Seruingman. 660Mat. Come in pray, would you
speake with me,
sir?
661Orl. Is your name
Signior Matheo?
662Mat. My name is
Signior Matheo.
663Orl. Is this Gentlewoman your wife,
sir
? 664Mat. This Gentlewoman is my wife,
sir.
665Orl. The De
stinies
spin a
strong and euen thread of both
666your loues: the Mothers owne face, I ha not forgot that, I'm
667an old man,
sir, & am troubled with a whore
son
salt rhewme,
668that I cannot hold my water. Gentlewoman, the la
st man I
669serued was your Father.
670Bel. My Father? any tongue that
sounds his name,
671Speakes Mu
sicke to me: welcome good old man.
672How does my father? liues he? has he health?
C 3 How
The Honest Whore.
673How does my father? I
so much doe
shame him,
674So much doe wound him, that I
scarce dare name him.
675Orl. I can
speake no more.
676Mat. How now old Lad, what doe
st cry?
677Orl The rhewme
still,
sir, nothing el
se; I
should be well
678sea
sond, for mine eyes lye in brine: looke you,
sir, I haue a
679suite to you.
680Math. What is't my little white pate
? 681Orl. Troth,
sir, I haue a mind to
serue your Wor
ship.
682Mat. To
serue me? Troth, my
friend, my fortunes are, as
684Orl. Nay looke you,
sir, I know when all
sinnes are old
685in vs, and goe vpon Crutches, that Couetou
sne
sse does but
686then lie in her Cradle; 'Tis not
so with me. Letchery loues
687to dwell in the faire
st lodging, and Couetou
sne
sse in the
688olde
st buildings, that are ready to fall: but my white head,
689sir, is no Inne for
such a go
ssip. If a Seruingman at my yeeres
690be not
stored with bisket enough, that has
sayled about the
691world to
serue him the voyage out of his life, and to bring
692him Ea
st-home; Ill pitty but all his daies
should be fa
sting
693daies: I care not
so much for wages, for I haue
scraped a
694handfull of gold together; I haue a little money,
sir, which
695I would put into your Wor
ships hands, not
so much to
697Mat. No, no, you
say well, thou
saye
st well; but I mu
st 698tell you: How much is the money,
saye
st thou?
699Orl. About twenty pound, Sir.
700Mat. Twenty pound? Let me
see: that
shall bring thee in,
701after ten
per centum,
per annum.
702Orl. No, no, no,
sir, no; I cannot abide to haue money in
- 703gender: fye vpon this
siluer Lechery, fye; if I may haue
704meat to my mouth, and rags to my backe, and a
flock-bed
705to
snort vpon, when I die, the longer liuer take all.
706Mat. A good old Boy, yfaith, if thou
serue
st me, thou
shalt
707eat as I eat, drinke as
I drinke, lye as
I lye, and ride as
I ride.
708Orl. That's if you haue money to hire hor
ses.
709Mat. Front. What doe
st thou thinke on't? This good old
Lad
The Honest Whore.
710Lad here
shall
serue me.
711Bel. Alas,
Matheo, wilt thou load a backe
712That is already broke?
713Mat. Peace, pox on you, peace, there's a tricke in't, I
714flye hye, it
shall be
so,
Front. as I tell you: giue me thy hand,
715thou
shalt
serue me yfaith: welcome: as for your money--
716Orl. Nay, looke you
sir, I haue it here.
717Mat. Pe
sh, keepe it thy
selfe, man, and then th'art
sure 'tis
719Orl. Safe! and 'twere ten thou
sand Duckets, your Wor
ship
720should be my ca
sh-keeper; I haue heard what your Wor
- 721ship is, an excellent dunghill Cocke, to
scatter all abroad:
722but Ile venture twenty pounds on's head.
723Mat. And did'
st thou
serue my Wor
shipfull Father-in
- 724law,
Signior Orlando Friscabaldo, that mad man once?
725Orl. I
serued him
so long, till he turned me out of doores.
726Mat. It's a notable Chu
ffe, I ha not
seene him many a day.
727Orl. No matter and you ne'r
see him: it's an arrant Gran
- 728dy, a Churle, and as damnd a cut-throat.
729Bel. Thou villaine, curb thy tongue, thou art a Iudas,
730To
sell thy Ma
sters name to
slander thus.
731Mat. Away A
sse, he
speakes but truth, thy father is a--
733Mat. And an old knaue, there's more deceit in him then
734in
sixteene Poticaries: it's a Deuill, thou mai
st beg,
starue,
735hang, damne; does he
send thee
so much as a chee
se?
736Orl. Or
so much as a Gammon of Bacon,
737Hee'll giue it his Dogs
fir
st.
738Mat. A Iayle, a Iayle.
739Orl. A Iew, a Iew,
sir.
741Orl. An Engli
sh Ma
sti
ffe,
sir.
742Mat. Pox rot out his old
stinking garbage.
743Bel. Art not a
shamed to
strike an ab
sent man thus?
744Art not a
shamed to let this vild Dog barke,
745And bite my Father thus? Ile not indure it;
746Out of my doores, ba
se
slaue.
Mat.
The Honest Whore.
747Mat. Your dores! a vengeance? I
shall liue to cut that old
748rogues throat, for all you take his part thus.
749Orl. He
shall liue to
see thee hangd
fir
st.
751Mat. Gods
so my Lord, your Lord
ship is mo
st welcome,
752I'm proud of this, my Lord.
753Hip. Was bold to
see you.
756Hip. Ile borrow her lip.
757Mat. With all my heart, my Lord.
758Orl. Who's this, I pray
sir?
759Mat. My Lord
Hipollito: what's thy name?
761Mat. Pacheco,
fine name; Thou
see
st,
Pacheco, I keepe
762company with no Scondrels, nor ba
se fellowes.
763Hip. Came not my Footman to you?
765Hip. I
sent by him a Diamond and a Letter,
767Bel. Yes my Lord, I did.
768Hip. Read you the letter?
769Bel. O're and o're 'tis read.
770Hip. And faith your an
swer?
771Bel. Now the time's not
fit,
772You
see, my Husbands here.
773Hip. Ile now then leaue you,
774And choo
se mine houre; but ere I part away,
775Harke, you remember I mu
st haue no nay.
776Matheo, I will leaue you.
777Mat. A gla
sse of wine.
778Hip. Not now, Ile vi
sit you at other times.
779Y'are come o
ff well then?
780Mat. Excellent well, I thanke your Lord
ship: I owe you
781my life, my Lord; and will pay my be
st blood in any
seruice
Hip.
The Honest Whore.
783Hip. Ile take no
such deare payment, harke you
Matheo,
784I know, the pri
son is a gulfe, if money runne low with you,
785my pur
se is yours: call for it.
786Mat. Faith my Lord, I thanke my
starres, they
send me
787downe
some; I cannot
sinke,
so long as the
se bladders hold.
788Hip. I will not
see your fortunes ebbe, pray try.
789To
starue in full barnes were fond mode
sty.
790Mat. Open the doore,
sirra.
791Hip. Drinke this, and anon I pray thee giue thy Mi
stris
793Orl. O Noble Spirit, if no wor
se gue
sts here dwell,
794My blue coate
sits on my old
shoulders well.
795Mat. The onely royall fellow, he's bounteous as the Indies,
796what's that he
said to thee, B
ellafront? 798Mat. I prethee good Girle?
799Bel. Why I tell you nothing.
800Mat. Nothing? it's well: trickes, that I mu
st be behol
- 801den to a
scald hot-liuerd goti
sh Gallant, to
stand with my
802cap in my hand, and vaile bonnet, when I ha
spred as lofty
803sayles as him
selfe, wud I had beene hanged. Nothing
? Pa- 804checo, bru
sh my cloake.
806Mat. Come, wee'll
flye hye.
807Nothing? there is a whore
still in thine eye.
Exit. 808Orl. My twenty pounds
flyes high, O wretched woman,
809This varlot's able to make
Lucrece common.
810How now Mi
stris? has my Ma
ster dyed you into this
sad
812Bel. Fellow, be gone I pray thee; if thy tongue itch after
813talke
so much,
seeke out thy Ma
ster, th'art a
fit in
strument
815Orl. Zownes, I hope he will not play vpon me?
816Bel. Play on thee? no, you two will
flye together,
817Becau
se you are rouing arrowes of one feather.
818Would thou would
st leaue my hou
se, thou ne'r
shalt
819Plea
se, me weaue thy nets ne'r
so hye,
D Thou
The Honest Whore.
820Thou
shalt be but a
spider in mine eye.
821Th'art ranke with poy
son, poy
son temperd well,
822Is food for health; but thy blacke tongue doth
swell
823With venome, to hurt him that gaue thee bread,
824To wrong men ab
sent, is to
spurne the dead.
825And
so did'
st thou thy Ma
ster, and my Father.
826Orl. You haue
small rea
son to take his part; for I haue
827heard him
say
fiue hundred times, you were as arrant a
828whore as euer
sti
ffned ti
ffany neckcloathes in water-
starch
829vpon a Saturday 'ith afternoone.
830Bel. Let him
say wor
se, when for the earths o
ffence
831Hot vengeance through the marble cloudes is driuen,
832Is't
fit earth
shoot agen tho
se darts at heauen?
833Orl. And
so if your Father call you whore, you'll not call
834him old knaue:
Friscabaldo,
she carries thy mind vp and
835downe;
she's thine owne
fle
sh, blood, and bone; troth Mi
- 836stris, to tell you true, the
fireworkes that ran
from me vpon
837lines again
st my good old Ma
ster, your father, were but to
838try how my young Ma
ster, your Husband loued
such
squibs:
839but it's well knowne, I loue your father as my
selfe; Ile ride
840for him at mid-night, runne for you by Owle-light; Ile dye
841for him, drudge for you; Ile
flye low, and Ile
flye hye (as
842my Ma
ster
saies) to doe you good, if you'll forgiue me.
843Bel. I am not made of marble: I forgiue thee.
844Orl. Nay, if you were made of marble, a good Stone
- 845cutter might cut you: I hope the twenty pound I deliuered
846to my Ma
ster, is in a
sure hand.
847Bel. In a
sure hand I warrant thee for
spending.
848Orl. I
see my yong Ma
ster is a madcap, and a
bonus socius,
849I loue him well, Mi
stris: yet as well as I loue him, Ile not
850play the knaue with you; looke you, I could cheat you of
851this pur
se full of money; but I am an old Lad, and I
scorne
852to cunny-catch: yet I ha beene Dog at a Cony in my time.
853Bel. A pur
se, where had
st it?
854Orl. The Gentleman that went away, whi
sperd in mine
855eare, and charged me to giue it you.
856Bel. The Lord
Hipollito? Orl.
The Honest Whore.
857Orla. Yes, if he be a Lord, he gaue it me.
859Orl. 'Tis like
so: it may be, he thinkes you want money,
860and therefore be
stowes his almes brauely, like a Lord.
861Bel. He thinkes a
siluer net can catch the poore,
862Here's baite to choake a Nun, and turne her whore.
863Wilt thou be hone
st to me?
864Orl. As your nailes to your
fingers, which I thinke ne
- 866Bel. Thou to this Lord
shalt goe, commend me to him,
867And tell him this, the Towne has held out long,
868Becau
se (within) 'twas rather true, then
strong.
869To
sell it now were ba
se; Say 'tis no hold
870Built of weake
stu
ffe, to be blowne vp with gold.
871He
shall beleeue thee by this token, or this; if not, by this.
874Orl. Mine owne Girle
still.
875Bel. A Starre may
shoote, not fall.
Exit Bellafront. 876Orl. A Starre? nay, thou art more then the moone, for
877thou ha
st neither changing quarters, nor a man
standing in
878thy circle with a bu
sh of thornes. Is't po
ssible the Lord
879Hipollito, who
se face is as ciuill as the out
side of a Dedicato
- 880ry Booke,
should be a Muttonmunger? A poore man has
881but one Ewe, and this Grandy Sheepe-biter leaues whole
882Flockes of fat Weathers (whom he may knocke downe)
883to deuoure this. Ile tru
st neither Lord nor Butcher with
884quicke
fle
sh for this tricke; the Cuckoo I
see now
sings all
885the yeere, though euery man cannot heare him, but Ile
886spoyle his notes; can neither Loue-letters, nor the Deuils
887common Pick-lockes (Gold) nor Precious Stones make my
888Girle draw vp her Percullis: hold out
still, wench.
889All are not Bawds (I
see now) that keepe doores,
890Nor all good wenches that are markt for Whores.
Exit.