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ACTVS PRIMVS.
SCAENA PRIMA.
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Enter at one doore a Funerall, a Coronet lying on the Hearse, Scut-
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chins and Garlands hanging on the
sides, attended by Gasparo
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Trebatzi, Duke of Millan, Ca
struchio, Sinezi. Pioratto
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Fluello, 5
and others at an other doore. Enter Hipolito in discon-
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tented apparance: Matheo a Gentleman his friend, labouring
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BEhold, yon Commet
shewes his head againe;
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10Twice hath he thus at cro
s
s
e-turnes throwne on vs
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11Prodigious lookes: Twice hath he troubled
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12The waters of our eyes. See, hee's turnde wilde;
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All
On afore there ho.
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Duke
Kin
smen and
friends, take
from your manly
sides
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16Your weapons to keepe backe the de
sprate boy
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17From doing violence to the innocent dead.
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Hipolito
I pry thee deere
Matheo.
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Matheo
Come, y'are mad.
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Hip:
I do are
st thee murderer:
set downe.
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21Villaines
set downe that
sorrow, tis all mine.
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Duke
I do be
seech you all, for my bloods
sake
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23Send hence your milder
spirits, and let wrath
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24Ioine in confederacie with your weapons points;
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25If he proceede to vexe vs, let your
swordes
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26Seeke out his bowells: funerall griefe loathes words.
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Hip. Set downe the body.
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30Y'are wrong
: i'th open
streete
? you
see
shees dead.
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Hip:
I know
shee is not dead.
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Duke
Franticke yong man,
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33Wilt thou beleeve the
se gentlemen? pray
speake:
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34Thou doo
st abu
se my childe, and mock
st the teares
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35That heere are
shed for her: If to behold
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36Tho
se ro
ses withered, that
set out her cheekes:
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37That paire of
starres that gave her body light,
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38Darkned and dim for ever
: All tho
se rivers
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39That fed her veines with warme and crim
son
streames,
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40Frozen and dried vp: If the
se be
signes of death,
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41Then is
she dead. Thou vnreligious youth,
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42Art not a
shamde to emptie all the
se eyes
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43Of funerall teares, (a debt due to the dead,)
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44As mirth is to the living: Sham'
st thou not
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45To have them
stare on thee? harke, thou art cur
st
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46Even to thy face, by tho
se that
scarce can
speake.
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Duke
What would
st thou have? is
she not dead
?
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Hip. Oh, you ha killd her by your crueltie.
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Duke
Admit I had, thou kill
st her now againe;
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51And art more
savage then a barbarous Moore.
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Hip. Let me but ki
s
s
e her pale and bloodle
s
s
e lip.
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Duke
O
fie,
fie,
fie.
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Hip. Or if not touch her, let me looke on her.
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Math. As you regard your honour.
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Hip. Honour!
smoake.
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Math. Or if you lov'de hir living,
spare her now.
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Duke
I, well done
sir, you play the gentleman:
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59Steale hence
: tis nobly done
: away
: Ile ioyne
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60My force to yours, to
stop this violent torment:
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61Pa
s
s
e on.
Exeunt with funerall.
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Hip. Matheo, thou doo
st wound me more.
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Math. I give you phi
sicke noble
friend, not wounds,
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Duke
Oh well
said, well done, a true gentleman:
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65Alacke, I know the
sea of lovers rage
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66Comes ru
shing with
so
strong a tide
: it beates
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67And beares downe all re
spe
cts of life, of honour,
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friends, of foes, forget her gallant youth.
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Duke
Na, na, be but patient
:
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71For why deaths hand hath
sued a
stri
ct divor
se
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72Twixt her and thee: whats beautie but a coar
se?
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73What but faire
sand-du
st are earths pure
st formes:
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74Queenes bodies are but trunckes to put in wormes.
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Mathew
Speake no more
sentences, my good lord, but
slip
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76hence; you
see they are but
fits, ile rule him I warrant ye. I,
so,
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77treade gingerly, your Grace is heere
somewhat too long alrea
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78dy. Sbloud the jea
st were now, if having tane
some knockes
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79o'th pate already, he
should get loo
se againe, and like a madde
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80Oxe, to
s
s
e my new blacke cloakes into the kennell. I mu
st hu
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81mour his lord
ship
: my lord
Hipolito, is it in your
stomacke to
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Hipolito
Where is the body?
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Matheo
The body, as the Duke
spake very wi
sely, is gone
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Hipolito
I cannot re
st, ile meete it at next turne,
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see how my love lookes,
Mathaeo holds him ins armes
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Mathaeo
How your love lookes
? wor
se than a
scarre-crowe,
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89wra
stle not with me
: the great felow gives the fall for a duckat.
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Hipolito
I
shall forget my
selfe.
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Mathaeo
Pray do
so, leave your
selfe behinde your
selfe, and
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92go whither you will. Sfoote, doe you long to have ba
se roags
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93that maintaine a
saint
Anthonies fire in their no
ses (by nothing
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94but two peny Ale) make ballads of you? if the Duke had but
so
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95much mettle in him, as is in a coblers awle, he would ha beene a
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96vext thing: he and his traine had blowne you vp, but that their
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97powlder haz taken the wet of cowards
: youle bleed three pot
-
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98tles of Aligant, by this light, if you follow em, and then wee
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shall have a hole made in a wrong place, to have Surgeons roll
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swadling clowts.
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Hipolito
What day is to day, M
athaeo?
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Mathaeo
Yea mary, this is an ea
sie que
stion
: why to day is,
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see, thur
seday.
Hipolito
Oh, thur
seday.
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Mathaeo
Heeres a coile for a dead commoditie, sfoote wo
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105men when they are alive are but dead commodities, for you
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shall have one woman lie vpon many mens hands.
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Hipolito
Shee died on monday then.
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Mathaeo
And thats the mo
st villainous day of all the weeke
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: and
she was wel, and eate a me
s
s
e of water-grewel on
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Hipolito
I, it cannot be,
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should burne out
so
soone.
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Mathaeo
O yes my Lord,
so
soone: why I ha knowne them,
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114that at dinner have bin a
swell, and had
so much health, that they
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115were glad to pledge it, yet before three a clocke have bin found
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Hipolito
On thur
seday buried! and on monday died,
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118Quicke ha
ste birlady:
sure her winding
sheete
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119Was laide out fore her bodie, and the wormes
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120That now mu
st fea
st with her, were even be
spoke,
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solemnely invited like
strange gue
sts.
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Mathaeo
Strange feeders they are indeede my lord, and like
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ster or yong Courtier, will enter vpon any mans tren
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Hipolito
Cur
st be that day for ever that robd her
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126Of breath, and me of bli
s
s
e, hencefoorth let it
stand
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127Within the Wizardes booke (the kalendar)
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128Markt with a marginall
finger, to be cho
sen
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129By theeves, by villaines, and blacke murderers,
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130As the be
st day for them to labour in.
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131If hencefoorth this adulterous bawdy world
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132Be got with childe with trea
son,
sacrilege,
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133Athei
sme, rapes, treacherous
friend
ship, periurie,
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134Slaunder, (the beggars
sinne) lies, (
sinne of fooles)
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135Or anie other damnd impieties,
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136On
Monday let em be delivered
:
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137I
sweare to thee Math
aeo, by my
soule.
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138Heereafter weekely on that day ile glew
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139Mine eie-lids downe, becau
se they
shall not gaze
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140On any female cheeke. And being lockt vp
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141In my clo
se chamber, there ile meditate
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142On nothing but my
Infaelices end,
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143Or on a dead mans
scull drawe out mine owne.
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Mathaeo
Youle doe all the
se good workes now every mon
-
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145day, becau
se it is
so bad
: but I hope vppon tue
sday morning I
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shall take you with a wench.
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Hipolito
If ever whil
st fraile bloud through my veins runne,
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148On womans beames I throw a
ffe
ction,
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149Save her thats dead: or that I loo
sely
flie
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150To'th
shoare of any other wafting eie,
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151Let me not pro
sper heaven. I will be true,
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152Even to her du
st and a
shes
: could her tombe
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153Stand whil
st I livde
so long, that it might rot,
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154That
should fall downe, but
she be ne're forgot.
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Mathaeo
If you have this
strange mon
ster, Hone
stie, in
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so Iig-makers and chroniclers
shall picke
som
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: but and I
smell not you and a bawdy hou
se
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se tenne daies, let my no
se be as bigge as an En
-
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159gli
sh bag-pudding
: Ile followe your lord
ship, though it be to
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Exeunt.