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  • Title: The Honest Whore, Part 1 (Quarto 2, 1604)
  • Editor: Joost Daalder
  • ISBN: 978-1-55058-490-5

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    Authors: Thomas Dekker, Thomas Middleton
    Editor: Joost Daalder
    Peer Reviewed

    The Honest Whore, Part 1 (Quarto 2, 1604)

    THE CONVERTED
    Geo. O yes, of all countries some, but especially mad greekes
    they swarme: troth mi stris, the world is altered with you,
    you had not wont to stand thus with a paper humbly com-
    playning: but you're well enough seru'd: prouander prickt
    2305you, as it does many of our Citty-wiues be sides.
    Wif. Do st thinke George we shall get him forth.
    Geo. Truly mi stris I cannot tel, I thinke youle hardly get him
    forth: why tis strange! Sfoot I haue known many womē that
    haue had mad rascals to their husbāds, whom they would be-
    2310labour by all meanes po s sible to keepe em in their right wits,
    but of a woman to long to turne a tame mā into a madman.
    why the diuell himselfe was neuer vsde so by his dam.
    Wif. How does he talke George! ha! good George tell me.
    Geo. Why youre be st go see.
    2315 Wif. Alas I am afraid.
    Geo. Afraid! you had more need be a shamd: he may ra-
    ther be afraid of you.
    Wif. But George hees not starke mad, is hee? hee does not
    raue, hees not horne-mad George is he?
    2320 Geo. Nay I know not that, but he talkes like a Iu stice of
    peace. of a thousand matters and to no purpose.
    Wif. Ile to the mona stery: I shall be mad till I inioy him,
    I shalbe sick till I see him, yet when I doe see him, I shall
    weepe out mine eyes.
    2325 Geo. I ide faine see a woman weepe out her eyes; thats as
    true, as to say, a mans cloake burnes; when it hangs in the
    water: I know youle weepe mi stri s s e: but what saies the pain-
    ted cloth. Tru st not a woman when she cries.
    For sheele pump water from her eyes.
    2330 With a wet finger, and in faster showers,
    Then Aprill when he raines downe flowers.
    Wif. I but George, that painted cloath is worthy to be
    hangd vp for lying, all women haue not teares at will, vnle s s e
    they haue good cause.
    2335 Geo. I but mi stri s s e how ea sily will they find a cause, and
    as one of our Cheese-trenchers sayes very learnedly:
    As out of Wormwood Bees suck Hony,
    As from poore clients Lawyers firke mony,

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